Wife does not give felatio

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so fluffpop is psycho

[CrazyEyez]

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My wife has tmj so it's physically painful for her to do it.

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I bet she has "headaches" a lot too.

[React1oN]

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wow...i love how the first couple pages of responses (no i don't have it in threaded mode, but using the page down button) are all about the female. HERE'S A THOUGHT, TARDS...MAYBE HE SMELLS! MAYBE HE HAS A [censored] NASTY DICK. MAYBE HE DOESN'T TRIM AND SHE'S SICK OF GETTING PUBES ALL UP IN HER FACE.

there is a distinct possibility there is something besides her like/dislike for giving head that is preventing her from doing it for him, especially since it's the easiest thing in the world to get what you want. clearly it has got to be SO bad down there that she is willing to give up a major leverage point to avoid doing it.

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Or she's just a bitch.

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[React1oN]

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so fluffpop is psycho

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[bobman0330]

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im really glad i just checked the last couple posts in ths thread.

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im not, until I find out what the girls are really thinking, Im going to have to keep an ice pick near the bed, just in case.

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Dude, haven't you watched Shawshank?

[pergesu]

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Noah,

"are there really girls that don't give head?"

A few years ago I was seeing a girl for a couple of months. She was the craziest sex I ever had, liked to bang all the time and super hard and in a zillion positions. Was just super intense and she was great in bed. She loved having me go down on her. She didn't give head. Period.

I later talked w/ two other ex-boyfriends of hers and another guy she had hooked up with and all of them confirmed the same thing.

I figure there were probably some deeper issues behind this, but I never got that close to her to find out about anything like that.

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My ex-girlfriend was exactly like this. She blew her brother a couple times when she was like 12.

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Man, what I love is the sloppy and slutty bj where the girl seems like she's starving to death and your [censored] is the last morsel of food remaining in the known universe.

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Providing sexual pleasure to your partner is part of the job of being a spouse.
This is akin to someone saying that they won't do the dishes or take out the trash or whatever.

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"Honey, can you take the trash out?"
"Only if you can manage to get the dishes done early enough so we can have sex by 8:30."

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ok so here is the thing u guys. i am serious. it is fun! especially because you know you could completely incapacitate the person while doing it...think about it, while u guys are laying back, arms behind ur head or w/e, girls are thinking ... man, i could bite this [censored] off right now! he would never [censored] another girl again! haha if i like bent this the wrong way, he'd be in so much pain he'd have to do whatever the [censored] i want!

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I hate women. I am now gay.

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ok so here is the thing u guys. i am serious. it is fun! especially because you know you could completely incapacitate the person while doing it...think about it, while u guys are laying back, arms behind ur head or w/e, girls are thinking ... man, i could bite this [censored] off right now! he would never [censored] another girl again! haha if i like bent this the wrong way, he'd be in so much pain he'd have to do whatever the [censored] i want!

and/or wow wouldn't it be nice if i had the earrings to match this necklace?

i mean for [censored]'s sake you [censored] idiots...it has nothing to do with her being a bitch or not. that [censored]'s gotta be [censored] nasty or she'd take advantage of the power she has.

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