OMG.... must read... - Page 11

DING-DONG YO · #**101** 11-11-2006, 02:48 PM

OP - I was going to add this to the "BBV post sucks because" list, but this is just the dumbest thing I have ever heard and isnt worthy.

1 - You know she's computer illiterate

2 - You dont instruct on how to or even that she has to go to play money tables

3 - Dont get mad at your girl, go punch yourself in the balls. You have only yourself to blame.

alphatmw · #**102** 11-11-2006, 02:56 PM

so in all seriousness. he got shot waiting for HHs, right?

mak15 · #**103** 11-11-2006, 03:08 PM

in all seriousnes, siihp is probably the correct answer here. that and don't be an idiot and open up the table for her.

rubbrband · #**104** 11-11-2006, 03:08 PM

This story is obviously fake because all he needs to do is post pics and a graph to make this a great thread and people will gladly donate.

keikiwai · #**105** 11-11-2006, 03:12 PM

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there was another thread that was almost identical to this. Don't waste your time asking stars for the $ b/c there's no [censored] way stars is gonna send you it; the other guy in identical situation tried it too and it didn't work. Actually the situation was somewhat different; the girl played without permission, INTENTIONALLY dumping the $ b/c she was mad at him for something and they broke up right before that or right after that lol.

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hahaha - i remember.... didn't yellowsub get most of the money? and the girl told him in chat that she was pissed at her bf?

Onaflag · #**106** 11-11-2006, 03:23 PM

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plus some decent SNG

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Sharscope says you've won a whopping $44 over 43 SNGs. Not that that's bad or anything, just doesn't seem to add much to your total claimed profits.

Onaflag..........

Eagles · #**107** 11-11-2006, 03:45 PM

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Maybe she just saved you the time and agony of losing all those monies yourself.

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Not likely...

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I don't play poker for a living. I play it for fun. So it's not really a huge deal now that the shock factor of what happened has wore off. $1000 isn't really that big of a deal, I gamble that in poker machines around here on a regular basis.

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hanster · #**108** 11-11-2006, 03:56 PM

This thread is worthless without a pic of GF

TxRedMan · #**109** 11-11-2006, 03:59 PM

thats your own damn fault moron.

elffaw · #**110** 11-11-2006, 04:07 PM

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Here is your mission: Complete the following priorities. Here are your priorities:
1) Post amusing hands she burned your money with
2) Post pictures of her should she be attractive. If she is not attractive, spare us the pain.
3) Compile her hand histories from her session and post a screenshot of her stats. A graph as well would be excellent. Straight down of course - no less and no more. Short, classic bbv, and to the point.

I expect great things.

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