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#193
03-31-2006, 02:51 PM
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#195
03-31-2006, 02:53 PM
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HitlerIsDatNicca: hi
XxTouchMyFacexX: heyy XxTouchMyFacexX: is this hatelind? HitlerIsDatNicca: yeah. XxTouchMyFacexX: whats upp? XxTouchMyFacexX: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] HitlerIsDatNicca: nothing :'( XxTouchMyFacexX: why sad face? XxTouchMyFacexX: =/ HitlerIsDatNicca: life XxTouchMyFacexX: mm i hear ya...  XxTouchMyFacexX: try to enjoy the good things thou HitlerIsDatNicca: they just dont understand us do they HitlerIsDatNicca: what good things HitlerIsDatNicca: my dad beats me HitlerIsDatNicca: my cat just died HitlerIsDatNicca: nothing goes right i hate life XxTouchMyFacexX: mmm i srrys HitlerIsDatNicca: thx that fixed it all XxTouchMyFacexX: awww im sorry for your kitty HitlerIsDatNicca: [censored] XxTouchMyFacexX: mines gettin old too HitlerIsDatNicca: put him out of his misery trust me its better like that HitlerIsDatNicca: i did that and it helps ease the pain i dont wanna see my loved ones suffer XxTouchMyFacexX: i hear ya HitlerIsDatNicca: u ever just wanna end it? XxTouchMyFacexX: yaa XxTouchMyFacexX: ive tryed too XxTouchMyFacexX: but once i had the gun i realized i didnt want to die yet HitlerIsDatNicca: how hard is it realizing suicide is another thing u suck at HitlerIsDatNicca: u pussy HitlerIsDatNicca: i woulda done that [censored] XxTouchMyFacexX: well instead i shot myself next to my heart HitlerIsDatNicca: thats deep XxTouchMyFacexX: cas my heart has suffered enough HitlerIsDatNicca: exactly thats how i feel XxTouchMyFacexX: ya people like to walk all over me HitlerIsDatNicca: EXACTLY XxTouchMyFacexX: i just want love XxTouchMyFacexX: but people fukkin suckk HitlerIsDatNicca: ya man preach XxTouchMyFacexX: everyones lies cheats and stealss XxTouchMyFacexX: fukk people!!!!!! HitlerIsDatNicca: its like a game of clue HitlerIsDatNicca: nigga it was uncle custard wit the candle in the kitchen at 10 AM and [censored] XxTouchMyFacexX: mmmh yuup XxTouchMyFacexX: ya i know HitlerIsDatNicca: ur exactly what i look for in a guy HitlerIsDatNicca: i want to cut with you XxTouchMyFacexX: lol XxTouchMyFacexX: im a gyrl XxTouchMyFacexX: fukk guys!!! XxTouchMyFacexX: they r all playerssss HitlerIsDatNicca: damn. HitlerIsDatNicca: alright i gotta go HitlerIsDatNicca: nice talking to you XxTouchMyFacexX: nice tty l XxTouchMyFacexX: byess HitlerIsDatNicca: fate. stroller. cantaloupe. XxTouchMyFacexX: lol XxTouchMyFacexX: bye I e-mailed it to my friend at work. We were talking about emo people and i thought of this thread. It made me ROTFLMAO. OK, not really, but i did LOL.
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#196
03-31-2006, 05:12 PM
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#197
03-31-2006, 05:24 PM
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Let me take this opportunity to discuss a few myths and facts about
essay-writing. Certain teachers have pet peeves or rules they heard a long time ago, and they pass them on to you as if they were written on stone tablets. But writing is much more flexible than that. MYTH: #1: You can never say "I" in an essay. FACT: If you have ideas, opinions, and observations, you should claim them instead of pretending you don't exist and that your essay is being written by God. Obviously, in a class like ours, "I" would be mighty silly, and mighty difficult, to avoid. MYTH #2: You can't use contractions in an essay. FACT: Contractions are OK. They just change the level of formality, an issue we'll discuss more later. No contractions = more formal. But you, the author, have the discretion to decide how formal you want to be. Compare two sentences, both equally correct: The plan cannot succeed if Harvey does not have the blueprints. The plan can't succeed if Harvey doesn't have the blueprints. I made it all the way through college, graduate school, and jobs in three different professional fields, using contractions the whole time. So far nobody has minded. MYTH #3: You can't start a sentence with a conjunction (And, But, Also). FACT: Yes, you can. But usually it shouldn't be at the beginning of a paragraph. There are others we could talk about. But here's the principle: Create smooth, natural- sounding prose. No rule is going to save you if you have to write a convoluted, repetitive, and pompous-sounding sentence in order to follow it. There are a few hard-and fast rules that still apply 99% of the time, though: 1. Essays should have titles 2. Essays should have paragraph breaks 3. Essays should use conventional spelling and punctuation And that's about it.
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#198
03-31-2006, 06:47 PM
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go to the liquor store until i get back - that'd be great - thanks [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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#199
03-31-2006, 09:00 PM
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http://demballs.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
Just sent to me by my best friend from my college-grad school days....
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