An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem) - Page 18

dlk9s · #**171** 03-22-2006, 02:13 PM

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we played some hu sonic the hedgehog where I crushed her.

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After that we threw on Lethal Weapon 1

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In what year did this all occur?

bonds25 · #**172** 03-22-2006, 03:54 PM

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LOL

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2Fast · #**173** 03-22-2006, 04:06 PM

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I've always said that the best foreplay is drunken Sonic the Hedgehog followed by the possibility of smoking. Seriously, I'm hard just thinking about it.

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ditto for me - putting on "Lethal Weapon 1" also does the trick so OP took a page right outta my playbook!!

Spladle · #**174** 03-23-2006, 04:09 AM

I love this thread so, so much.

ChipWrecked · #**175** 03-23-2006, 04:29 AM

ZEEbo,

Don't let them get you down. Seriously, congratulations.

I really would rather have been a high stakes NL player, than the righteous cocksman I was before I got married.

JohnG · #**176** 03-31-2006, 01:03 PM

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it felt all the way to me, but I don't have anything to compare it to,

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It's like warm apple pie.

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Now there's an idea.

JohnG · #**177** 03-31-2006, 01:08 PM

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She said that her tampon goes all the way in farther or something. She tried guiding my penis with her hands too while I just laid there and that didn't really work either.

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Give the mother a try. She'll probably be much slacker.

MontyBurns · #**178** 03-31-2006, 02:34 PM

"i don't give her head because I've never done that before (I'm afraid of it, remember )"

GEORGE: Yeeeaaah. Well..... I've never really felt confident in..... one particular aspect.

JERRY: Below the equator?

GEORGE: Yeah.

JERRY: Nobody does. You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.

JERRY: It's a very complicated area.

GEORGE: You can go crazy trying to figure that place out.

JERRY: It's a haaazy mystery.

Bryan Micon · #**179** 03-31-2006, 02:42 PM

ok, this is not a funny post, but rather something that ABSOLUTELY must be said and taken seriously in this thread b/c I know at least 1,000 17 year old virgins will read this:

USE ASTROGLIDE YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING SEX!!!!!

Astroglide = lube, which will make SURE IT GOES IN ALL THE WAY!

more sage advice @ NWP

anduril · #**180** 03-31-2006, 02:54 PM

"When I was younger I kinda planned on having sex. "

most of us do. However I never thought sonic the hedgehog would get her into it.