Things said in chat that blow your mind and leave you speechless

[NYCNative]

I was crippled in a MTT once in the money but before I got to the good payouts when I had Aces in the Small Blind and BB called my raise. The flop came something like 44K. I led, he raised, I raised again, he raised again and I pushed. He turned over 99. Of course a 9 hit on the river.

I asked him - not in an antagonistic way (although I was bummed), but because I was genuinely curious - what he thought he was beating there. I said even if I had K2 on a blinds steal that I was far ahead of his nines, that I would have understood him going broke if the flop came 7-high but the King should have saved him when my action screamed he was beat.

"I was gambling," was his reply.

Anyone else have any mind-boggling "I can't even think of a response to that" moments in chat?

[PoBoy321]

I was playing in a cash game tonight and pulled off a bluff on the river of a 4-flush board with top pair against a player who I knew with nearly 100% certainty did not have the 1st or 2nd nuts.

Long story short, he called my bluff with the 9 high flush (the A and K were out), I told him he made a good call and he said "If I weren't going to bed soon, I would've folded."

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[NYCNative]

My favorite that I hear and read a lot is "I know that I'm beat, but I call." Of course, when I hear this is almost always when they are, in fact, not beat... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[NoahSD]

Playing an MTT and raise on the button with A6s, shorty pushes from the SB and I call getting 2.5:1. He's got AJo and his hand holds up. He says "You've got no respect for the game."

[meccaNES]

I was reading BBV and read this awesome thread about chat convos and everything said in there that was unresponsive, witty, sarcasitc, funny and just [censored] up...when all over a sudden i open bbv AND SEE 9000 OF THE SAME GOD DAMN THREADS....OMG...RIGGED....BAD BEAT...[censored] SWEDISH BASTARDS.....

[Ghazban]

Live NL game. Donk A raises, donk B calls. Flop comes Q72r, donk A bets, donk B goes all-in, donk A thinks a little bit and then calls. TV-style, they both turn their cards over before the turn and river are dealt. Donk A has 99, donk B has AQo. Donk A says "That's exactly what I put you on!" I, sitting next to donk A, am confused and say "well, then why did you call?". His reply?

"Sometimes, you gotta mix it up"

[JT Money]

hahaha

[SWB]

Live limit game (2/4, IIRC). Flop is A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], two of us keep going, other guy's got position on me. Turn is Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] . River is K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] . I laugh, and check. The other guy stares at the board for a few seconds, then bets. I call, and of course we chop. I ask him "why did you bet with that board? All you did was give the house another buck in rake."

His reply: "Ever hear of bluffing?" I wasn't the only person at the table who was speechless.

And if anybody cares, I flopped a set, he had Q9 (no diamonds).

[mlagoo]

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Playing an MTT and raise on the button with A6s, shorty pushes from the SB and I call getting 2.5:1. He's got AJo and his hand holds up. He says "You've got no respect for the game."

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hahaha

what can that possibly mean?

[ellipse_87]

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His reply: "Ever hear of bluffing?" I wasn't the only person at the table who was speechless.

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LMAO