Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

[Wongboy]

"Nice hand". Or if it was an especially atrocious call, I will say "very well played".

I never feel the need to discourage bad play.

[spamuell]

your FACE doesnt chat.

[sightless]

I just go with the standard, "is your father a retard too" line

[keikiwai]

swallow yourself with your [censored] labia you [censored] guzzling dripping penis

(I like to mix my images)

[pokergrader]

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"Nice hand". Or if it was an especially atrocious call, I will say "very well played".

I never feel the need to discourage bad play.

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This is -EV. The correct thing to do on tilt is say nothing on your real table, fire up a 1/2 table and go crazy and talk trash until you are satiated and not on tilt.

[ooinsight]

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"Nice hand". Or if it was an especially atrocious call, I will say "very well played".

I never feel the need to discourage bad play.

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This is -EV. The correct thing to do on tilt is say nothing on your real table, fire up a 1/2 table and go crazy and talk trash until you are satiated and not on tilt.

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I agree, I try to do this. I have found the micros are my tilt refuge. And if I feel the need to say something its usually something like "Do you use Lady Cleo for your advice?", "What is the name of your book?" or "Do you hate money?"

[Brain]

"I hope you die on Christmas morning."

[Jehaim]

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"I hope you die on Christmas morning."

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I like it.

[nincomepoop]

I'll Fcuk Your Kids!

[UATrewqaz]

"I'd call you retarded, but that would be like calling water wet."