Need Dead Baby Jokes NOW!!!!

[YourFoxyGrandma]

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?

<font color="white">A blender.</font>

How do you get them out?

<font color="white">Nachos.</font>

[private joker]

This is the best one on that website:

Q: What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ?

A: Cancer.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

Q: What noise does a dead baby in a microwave make?

A: Yeah, I don't know either...I was too busy masturbating.

Edit to fix typos

[Nomad84]

What's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trash can?

<font color="white">One dead baby in three trash cans.</font>