***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Hklm8383]

yeah but vluff that [censored] idiot.. im upstair and we are drinking and he say im going to play nl1k. SO i buy 20% jeff 20% the lap 10%... and that bitch loose 2k in 5 min

( 4 hands no joke )

so i want to be even on stars. because i dont count my full tilt roll on my yearly profit..

thats all



some1 shoot me 400 thx

[oldschool]

I just played a fr session 100nl (cause im busto) 12/9 pwns.

[GT30]

POW also = Pay off Wizard

i know b/c i am one

[the_main]

omg cooler

i probably would've called my entire bankroll off here (villian is loose agrro-retard)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $120.80
MP2: $220.30
CO: $228.95
Hero (BTN): $197
SB: $188
BB: $361.60
UTG: $206
UTG+1: $186

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
5 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, SB folds, BB calls $6

Flop: ($17) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, BB calls $12

Turn: ($41) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $30</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $60</font>, Hero calls $30

River: ($161) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $281.60 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $117 and is All-In

Results: $395 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$197 NET)
BB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight flush, Three to Seven) and WON $392 (+$195 NET)

[too eazy]

hahahaha main u retard easy fold moron [censored] head

[oldschool]

turn min raise is always the nuts even on that board LDO =)

[GT30]

before I can even get 20 tables up in running i stack off with the following hands:

AA &lt; QQ, all in on flop, turn Q, river Q (twist knife)
99 &lt; JT, 987 flop (i know not a big deal)

then this...

I just shut down all the tables and decided to not play at all b/c i was steaming

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+2: $140.50
MP1: $85.75
MP2: $36.55
CO: $121.85
Hero (BTN): $94
SB: $97
BB: $100
UTG: $128.15
UTG+1: $126.40

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
6 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $11</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $100 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $66 and is All-In

Flop: ($188.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($188.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($188.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $188.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $92.75 (-$1.25 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $92.75 (-$1.25 NET)

i know...at least he didn't have a heart... i was cussing the mf board