Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

[Limesparks]

ABABKJABDKABALALLA

this is prob the last sound a lot of soldiers hear in iraq

[keikiwai]

reading too much into it

she probably just wants you to get a [censored] haircut already

[bmwguy525]

maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

[pookvis]

www.goarmy.com

[AlienCorpse]

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maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

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maybe i should kill my mom and then hunt you down and skull fk you you

[AlienCorpse]

SUCK UFUCKKCKCKCUFUCXKCKKCSUYSKCKKCKSK NFGOKSGNPO gggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr opgosd, d,a,ammaintintitn dmambtich

[Conspire]

Conspire

[Wilpro]

Army probably be quite fun. Bet it beats college ;/

[HeroInBlack]

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maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

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maybe i should kill my mom and then hunt you down and skull fk you you

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You are too lazy to go get a job, so how the [censored] are you going to suddenly get enough determination to track someone down and kill them?

You'll probably get as far as the front porch and stop to smoke some weed and forget why you went outside.

[Himself]

I don't have a job, but a dude tried to cut in line at Taco Bell so I did a flying somersault flip thing and drop kicked him in the back of the head and then put him in the cobra clutch. And I'm pretty lazy fwiw. Plus I have a buddy who has assassin's creed and he says tracking someone down and killing them is actually pretty easy.