Getting Boners During Church

TheDealer · #1 03-20-2006, 09:28 PM

I go to church almost every week. Almost every week I get a boner. Why is this? I am not checking out chicks really (and most of the girls are like 60+). Im not thinking of naked chicks or anything either. Any simple explanation to this?

amplify · #2 03-20-2006, 09:29 PM

Just put a bible on it and pray that it goes away.

meleader2 · #3 03-20-2006, 09:30 PM

u aren't staring at the alter boy are you?

moondogg · #4 03-20-2006, 09:31 PM

It'll start happening less often around age 15.

TheDealer · #5 03-20-2006, 09:33 PM

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It'll start happening less often around age 15.

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Im far over the age of 15.

DrVanNostrin · #6 03-20-2006, 09:34 PM

So where's the catholic priest joke?

obsidian · #7 03-20-2006, 09:34 PM

When I went to church up until around age 17 I got boners pretty much all the time. It really didn't matter where I was.

kibble420 · #8 03-20-2006, 09:36 PM

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Just put a bible on it and pray that it goes away.

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Gives new meaning to bible thumping. Har har har

moondogg · #9 03-20-2006, 09:37 PM

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It'll start happening less often around age 15.

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Im far over the age of 15.

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Oh. In that case, yeah, that's [censored] weird.

stanky · #10 03-20-2006, 09:38 PM

Not sure why it's happening but one thing is for sure...YOU'RE GOING TO HELL SINNER.