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Old 11-15-2007, 11:11 AM
Labarde Labarde is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

did the guy you punched die or something? cos three months is pretty long
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:12 AM
JoeJohnJoe_ JoeJohnJoe_ is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

did you punch him with a knife in his stomach?
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:13 AM
kylephilly kylephilly is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

maybe he punched him with a bullet
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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maybe he is black

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fyp
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:15 AM
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did you punch him with a knife in his stomach?

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i lol'd
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:18 AM
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

smuggle a box of cigarettes in body cavity ldo
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:21 AM
MickeyDK MickeyDK is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

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smuggle a box of cigarettes in body cavity ldo

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Yes this is good! I need more advice from experienced inmates
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:22 AM
JoeJohnJoe_ JoeJohnJoe_ is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

make sure you bring lots of condoms because you can't expect other men to be resposible and its your resposibility to practice safe buttsecks
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:26 AM
hra146 hra146 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

http://www.ehow.com/how_2037168_survive-in-jail.html


there was a better one but I cant find the link. It was on 2p2 before, if somebody could find it that would be sweet.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:29 AM
DonkeyOnTilt DonkeyOnTilt is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Im going to jail!

I work as a detention deputy in a county jail.

LOL at the rape jokes.

County jail is cake. Just don't fight or be dumb. Its like a vacation.
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