variance: Just googled my name

[One Outer]

brag: I'm the quarterback of a high school football team in addition to winning 4H and state honors for my cattle, making the honor roll, being a personal injury lawyer and some sort of science award winner

beat: in louisiana, indiana, montana, wyoming, indiana again and indiana AGAIN, respectively

sifting through all the results to find that was tough. I share a name with a very famous person.