what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come from?

[its_just_me]

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my mom and dad gave me the sex talk when i was around 9 or 10, because i found condoms in their drawer while i was looking for playing cards. i didn't know what they were, so they told me all about what they are for and where babies come from.

then my dad tried to put one on a hair mousse bottle, and it ripped. so that scarred me for life and now i never use them.

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[ ] condoms
[X] chlamydia
[X] aids
[X] various other stds
[X] lulz