***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

twoblacknines · #1 11-13-2007, 05:09 PM

Can I get AA vs KK and not have the King hit on the river please.

ledders07 · #2 11-13-2007, 06:00 PM

it's poetry in motion sometimes is poker

i really should write a book on 22 v AK

had to berate in chat obv for full monkey tilt

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.05/$0.10
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1.90
UTG+1: $9.27
MP1: $1.75
MP2: $38
MP3: $2
CO: $3.05
Button: $18.95
SB: $1.99
HERO: $12.16

Pre-flop: (9 players) HERO is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 (poster) checks, CO folds, Button raises to $0.4, SB folds, HERO calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.35, 3 players)
HERO checks, MP2 checks, Button bets $0.9, HERO raises to $2.4, MP2 folds, Button calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6.15, 2 players)
HERO bets $4, Button raises to $9, HERO raises all-in $9.36, Button calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($32.87, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.87)

Results:
Final pot: $32.87
Button balance 6.79 lost 12.16 Kd Ac 
HERO balance 23.87 bet 12.16 collected 23.87 net 11.71 2s 2h

bottomset · #3 11-13-2007, 06:01 PM

jesus why do I have to run like dogshit everytime I try to move up the first 3times I try

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $1,299.25
BTN: $200.15
SB: $172.20
BB: $582.65
UTG: $547.70
Hero (UTG+1): $670
UTG+2: $400
MP1: $582.15
MP2: $418.20

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $16, UTG+2 calls $16, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $52, 4 folds, Hero calls $36, UTG+2 calls $36

Flop: ($162) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP2 bets $56, Hero raises to $144, UTG+2 folds, MP2 calls $88

Turn: ($450) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $474 and is All-In, MP2 calls $222.20 and is All-In

River: ($894.40) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $894.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and LOST (-$418.20 NET)
MP2 showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $891.40 (+$473.20 NET)

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $759.60
SB: $432.05
Hero (BB): $459.40
UTG: $411.70
UTG+1: $478
MP1: $356
MP2: $670.70
CO: $400

CO posts $4
Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, MP2 raises to $8, CO calls $4, BTN calls $8, SB folds, Hero raises to $52, 2 folds, BTN calls $44

Flop: ($122) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $80, BTN calls $80

Turn: ($282) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $327.40 and is All-In, BTN calls $327.40

River: ($936.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $936.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON $933.80 (+$474.40 NET)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Threes) and LOST (-$459.40 NET)

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MP2: $307
CO: $176.85
BTN: $376.30
SB: $571.25
BB: $496.35
UTG: $606.40
Hero (UTG+1): $424.20
UTG+2: $757.70
MP1: $568

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG raises to $16, Hero raises to $48, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to $150, 6 folds, Hero raises to $424.20 and is All-In, MP1 calls $274.20

Flop: ($870.40) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($870.40) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($870.40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $870.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$424.20 NET)
MP1 showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $867.40 (+$443.20 NET)

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $394
UTG+1: $309.90
MP1: $395.10
MP2: $501.85
CO: $842.25
Hero (BTN): $423.95
SB: $771.50
BB: $1,179.20

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
5 folds, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $36, BB folds, Hero raises to $112, SB raises to $771.50 and is All-In, Hero calls $311.95 and is All-In

Flop: ($851.90) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($851.90) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($851.90) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $851.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$423.95 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $848.90 (+$424.95 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $182.30
UTG: $303.70
UTG+1: $277.05
MP1: $223.05
MP2: $173
CO: $194.80
Hero (BTN): $200
SB: $150.30

Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $2, 2 folds, MP2 calls $2, CO folds, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, UTG calls $10, MP2 calls $10

Flop: ($39) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG bets $32, MP2 calls $32, Hero raises to $188 and is All-In, UTG folds, MP2 calls $129 and is All-In

Turn: ($393) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($393) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $393 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP2 showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $390 (+$217 NET)
Hero mucked 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$173 NET)

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG+2: $198
MP1: $197
Hero (MP2): $200
CO: $160.30
BTN: $228.90
SB: $98.95
BB: $255.80
UTG: $356.65
UTG+1: $256.55

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP2)
4 folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, SB calls $7, BB calls $6

Flop: ($24) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($24) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($24) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB bets $14, Hero raises to $48, SB folds, BB calls $34

Results: $120 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$56 NET)
BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings) and WON $117 (+$61 NET)

river call here is probably spewy

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $164.80
SB: $198
Hero (BB): $211.05
UTG: $155.90
UTG+1: $211
UTG+2: $106.95
MP1: $255.80
MP2: $224.65
CO: $250.95

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, MP2 calls $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $10, MP2 calls $8

Flop: ($21) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $16, MP2 calls $16

Turn: ($53) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $38, MP2 calls $38

River: ($129) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $70, Hero calls $70

Results: $269 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$134 NET)
MP2 showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Deuces) and WON $266 (+$132 NET)

m bozeman · #4 11-13-2007, 06:20 PM

Already posted this in another thread, but thought I would give it a try here.

I am looking for a $216 transfer to FullTilt, to play in the PLO8 event tonight. I will transfer $225 to PokerStars in exchange. Thanks.

twoblacknines · #5 11-13-2007, 06:41 PM

I swear to god I am [censored] cursed in poker. LAST [censored] HAND before I end my session:

Dealt to ME [ Kh Kc ]
collbreze: folds
ME: raises to $16
machinre: folds
Iluvmykids: raises to $51
puttboy: folds
Askboutrakbk: folds
ppetike: folds
FriscoMelt: folds
MIND FREAK: folds
coachy: folds
ME: calls
*** FLOP *** [ Kd, Ah, 5d ]
ME: checks
Iluvmykids: bets $60
ME: raises to $180
Iluvmykids: calls
*** TURN *** [ Qs ]
ME: is all in
Iluvmykids: calls
*** RIVER *** [ 3d ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Iluvmykids wins $762.60 with Three of a Kind, Aces

Hklm8383 · #6 11-13-2007, 08:23 PM

i am now a breakeven player.

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coordi · #7 11-13-2007, 09:21 PM

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i am now a breakeven player.

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shouldnt have posted your sick graph.

stars is watching

Hklm8383 · #8 11-13-2007, 09:37 PM

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