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I celebrate my sexuality alone
Basically, I got dumped about two months ago by a girl way out of my league who loved the D. In a 7 day period, I probably got off 12 times at least. Now fast forward to present day, when I have only been laid twice in between, once by a unenthusiastic drunk girl and another by a cute but not skilled hippy chick. So, what does this all mean?
I find myself experiencing slight pain and discomfort unless I jack off two times a day. Sometimes three. And I was raised Catholic, so obviously I feel dirty when I do this. These urges come at rediculous times. ("Oh, its 5:30 am and I just woke up to go pee. Why not jack off?") Standard? Am I a devient? Should I jack off more? |
#2
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
i'd probably write a book about your recent experience iIwu
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#3
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
I'd never finish it, I have this problem where I jack off too much.
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#4
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
Install the sexy beast application on fb. U'll know what kind of animal u are. If u are a rabbit pls seek help.
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
i jack off even having a gf. no sex obviously.
beat. |
#6
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
1. cultivate obsession with jacking off
2. jack off a lot 3. ????? 4. Sperm Bank 5. Profit |
#7
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
i'm a machine imo
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#8
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
I came.
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#9
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
Sounds like a little too often. Gotta savor it, let it be a special treat.
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Re: I celebrate my sexuality alone
So if I masturbate twice during the day, then at night go over to my gf's and have sex with her twice, and then I jack off again afterwards, do you think I have a problem? Because I think that's pretty normal, imo.
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