An open letter to Mr. Alan Boston

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I think the issue with Boston is that he's started off super paranoid from excessive drug use, and keeps thinking everyone is looking at him and saying what a freak.

Which, of course, they are, because he is. Which then leads to him trying to prove that he's awesome, but he's so wound up that it comes out twice as ridiculous. It's like a self-amplifying loop of crazy that makes him louder and stranger.

In a way he is pretty awesome given that he's made a name for himself in Vegas and hung out with all the other big shots. If he could just relax, acknowledge that he's a bit weird, and stop being so negative about everything, he'd be cool. Oh, and he should be extremely careful his eyes don't pop out.

On the other hand I've only seen him on telly for two hours so what do I know. Maybe he's the greatest guy in the world.