English Essay Due? LOLZERS, No Problem

[john voight]

Here is to taking essays you wrote for class X, and turning them in for class Y.



Total Time spent searching hard drive: 25 seconds
Total Time spent rereading essay: 3 minutes
Odds I Get [censored] and kicked out of school: variance

[btmagnetw]

what class to what class.

[john voight]

English originally to poli sci and now back to English again.

paper is about poker obv. Me arguing about how ppl make it out to be bad, when really it is not bad.

Chance of me getting caught would be prolly 1/45 (would have to be some fluke incident that teacher knows about a paper i wrote 1+ years ago)

Chances of me getting in trouble after caught prolly 1 in 15 (no plagiarisms, I wrote it), + she is super nice

So odds of me getting in deep doodoo w/ teacher I'd say are:

1/675 or something like that.

[plzleenowhammy]

well done sir.. what are you going to do with ur free time?

[Rupert]

calculate odds for getting caught

[ebepse]

i love john voight im glad he came to 4l

[danzasmack]

Meh if you get caught just say that you printed the wrong one obv

[oddjob]

if it is fitting of the assignment, and you wrote it, i don't see a problem.