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How to quit smoking.
Get Bronchitis.
Saturday before last, I was out playing golf, and chain smoking Marlboro lights, as I'm wont to do while playing golf. Saturday night, my lungs started aching, and I had a hard time catching my breath. I was doubled over with racking coughs. "WTF?! This isn't supposed to happen until Sunday morning!" Long story short, I developed Bronchitis, and discovered that smoking felt like I was inhaling burning hot embers. I tried one Sunday, tried one Monday, and haven't smoked since. Summation: If you want to quit smoking, get Bronchitis. (Pneumonia would probably work too) |
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Re: How to quit smoking.
or you can stop putting cigarettes in your mouth
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Re: How to quit smoking.
but then where would you put them?
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Re: How to quit smoking.
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or you can stop putting cigarettes in your mouth [/ QUOTE ] *smacking self on forehead* If only I had thought of that. |
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Re: How to quit smoking.
If only it were that easy for me....I have smoked through BOTH of these.
I am convinved that if they raised the price to $20 per pack, called them DEATH and put a picture of a cancer ridden lung on the pack I would still not be able to quit [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I suck. |
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Re: How to quit smoking.
what if they were 100bucks a pack and called red hot dicks
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Re: How to quit smoking.
start doing heroin
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Re: How to quit smoking.
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but then where would you put them? [/ QUOTE ] trach hole |
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Re: How to quit smoking.
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start doing Chantix [/ QUOTE ] I know, no strategy in BBV, but I quit after 8 years and gf quit after 20 years, both pack-a-day. God bless Chantix. |
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Re: How to quit smoking.
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what if they were 100bucks a pack and looked like hot dicks [/ QUOTE ] |
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