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#331
11-01-2007, 04:27 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
friend got a Halloween card from some chick.
front: "Why are men like jack-o-lanterns?" inside: "Because there's nothing behind their empty stare." (or something similarly lame). he made an e-card back to her. front: "Why are women like jack-o-lanterns?" inside: "Because they start to rot when you hollow out their insides." 
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#332
11-01-2007, 05:05 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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friend got a Halloween card from some chick. front: "Why are men like jack-o-lanterns?" inside: "Because there's nothing behind their empty stare." (or something similarly lame). he made an e-card back to her. front: "Why are women like jack-o-lanterns?" inside: "Because they start to rot when you hollow out their insides." [/ QUOTE ] I bet after this one he got absolutly NO sexy time ever again from this chick. Heres a lesbian joke just to spice things up. They invented a new kind of shoes, they are called DYKES. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off.
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#333
11-01-2007, 05:23 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
10th grade or so at school, there's about 400 of us sitting in our assembly hall watching a video on the holocaust. The video cut to a huge pile of dead bodies, and one of my mates shouts "BUNDLE!"
That went down particularly well with the holocaust survivor who was giving the presentation. edit: bundle = dogpile
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#335
11-01-2007, 05:36 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
Maybe it's just an English thing then - if there's a person on the ground and someone shouts "bundle" everyone jumps on top of them, creating a mound of people.
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#336
11-01-2007, 05:41 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
Dogpile, for we yanks.
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#337
11-01-2007, 05:46 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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When I was living in Boston years ago a tour bus driver was fired for making a joke that bombed. The bus was was passing by MIT and gathered on the sidewalk was a bunch of Asian students talking between classes. Apparently the bus driver dead panned, "And if you turn your attention to the left you can see the Massachussets Institute of Taiwan." It was one of those things where everyone laughed privately and pretended to be shocked at such an insensitive remark. [/ QUOTE ] What's funny is I think Made In Taiwan is one of the asian club slogans around here. So it's used by them as well.
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#338
11-01-2007, 05:48 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
Ah I see, I'll edit my post for the benefit of the majority.
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#339
11-01-2007, 06:45 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
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Dogpile, for we yanks. [/ QUOTE ] 'stacks on' in aus fwiw
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#340
11-01-2007, 07:20 PM
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Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped
Once, my friends and I were eating at O'Charley's around 2pm, and I asked the waiter:
Me: What's the soup of the day Him: I'll have to check, we just changed it. Me: Shouldn't it be soup of the HALF DAY?! *elbows friends* Eh? EHH? *crickets*
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