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hmm, i can't remember the exact context but in a group conversation i jokingly said to my friend 'haha, dude, your sister is a [censored]!'. everyone instantly went silent, it was really quite bad.
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#282
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11th grade health class. The teacher is blabbing about unprotected sex. This is purely a lecture and not like a question and answer thing. He says, obviously rhetorically, "And then what do you do when your girlfriend gets pregnant because you had unprotected sex." I thought it would be really funny, at the time, to respond loudly with "kick her in the stomach," so I responded with that. The class was completely silent. Then the teacher yelled at me. Then the teacher made me apologize. [/ QUOTE ]any joke you have to apologize for is inherently awesome |
#283
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One time, Vivaldi heckled me at one of my concerts and everyone laughed. So the next day at his concert, I detuned that bitch's violin. No one thought it was funny. I just sat there in my balcony laughing. [/ QUOTE ] omg hahaha |
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Haydn is 3 for 3.
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At dinner with my wife's family, chinatown, someone asks me if I want another bowl of rice. "Nah, I'm a one bowl man." Nothing.
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Today in my Polisci discussion, we were discussing cases of individual wars. GSI starts off by asking "Who were the parties in the American Revolution?" It was kinda ambiguous as to if she meant Britain vs. US or the internal parties, so nobody responded first off. She then went on to the War of 1812, and she said "You all know when that was right?" Next one was the Spanish-American war. I said "So who was in that one again?" Silence.
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Today in my Polisci discussion, we were discussing cases of individual wars. GSI starts off by asking "Who were the parties in the American Revolution?" It was kinda ambiguous as to if she meant Britain vs. US or the internal parties, so nobody responded first off. She then went on to the War of 1812, and she said "You all know when that was right?" Next one was the Spanish-American war. I said "So who was in that one again?" Silence. [/ QUOTE ] They're all still bitter about App State. |
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[ QUOTE ] most of the stuff I say that I think will be absolutely hilarious people don't get. The stuff I say that I think is a bit funny people crack up at. Its so weird. [/ QUOTE ] Absolutely. Whenever I say something that is just a standard joke, that I'm just doing because it's so obvious and somebody has to say it, that gets the laugh. But when I think of something brilliant, unique, and obtuse, I get stares. [/ QUOTE ]this might be the problem |
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Today in my Polisci discussion, we were discussing cases of individual wars. GSI starts off by asking "Who were the parties in the American Revolution?" It was kinda ambiguous as to if she meant Britain vs. US or the internal parties, so nobody responded first off. She then went on to the War of 1812, and she said "You all know when that was right?" Next one was the Spanish-American war. I said "So who was in that one again?" Silence. [/ QUOTE ] lolllllll |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] most of the stuff I say that I think will be absolutely hilarious people don't get. The stuff I say that I think is a bit funny people crack up at. Its so weird. [/ QUOTE ] Absolutely. Whenever I say something that is just a standard joke, that I'm just doing because it's so obvious and somebody has to say it, that gets the laugh. But when I think of something brilliant, unique, and obtuse, I get stares. [/ QUOTE ]this might be the problem [/ QUOTE ] yeah i prefer my jokes to be acute |
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