for $500 bucks...

[ConspirEDD]

you can do pretty much whatever you want. you can [censored] my ass. you can cum on my face. whatever you want to do. just keep it out of my hair.




just because my feet were too big in the morning
just because I can't remember your mother's name
just because I put the octopus in the bed
just because, because because, because Bill Cosby

...maybe something to drink now. more tequila???