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omg the man died fighting off monkeys... lucky bastard
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"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."
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Those two links are amazing. Had me laughing so hard.
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"increasing man-elephant conflict"
I am permanently incorporating that phrase into my daily vocabulary. And this: [ QUOTE ] SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys. [/ QUOTE ] Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read. |
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And this: [ QUOTE ] SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys. [/ QUOTE ] Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read. [/ QUOTE ] You really prefer that to: [ QUOTE ] Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said today. [/ QUOTE ]? Funny, I was thinking THAT was the greatest opening line ever. |
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I want a pack of trained attack monkeys. How cool would that be?
"Release the monkeys!" |
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[ QUOTE ] And this: [ QUOTE ] SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys. [/ QUOTE ] Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read. [/ QUOTE ] You really prefer that to: [ QUOTE ] Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said today. [/ QUOTE ]? Funny, I was thinking THAT was the greatest opening line ever. [/ QUOTE ] lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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