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Old 10-26-2007, 02:01 AM
Fubster Fubster is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

because i will use it to buy pot.
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:03 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

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you raise on the button
i 3bet with JJ from bb you call
flop like 47T, i bet you shove I call
you show 36o, turn 5 gg me

ship plz

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lol
i guess you're having a worse week than me
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:03 AM
The Velour Fog The Velour Fog is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

because i made 3k today, i was really shooting for around 4 grand but then i got tired and now i feel really bummed, ship ship ty in advance
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:05 AM
TJayBird TJayBird is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

I had febreeze sprayed in my face today.

I am allergic to febreeze.

edit - I will use the money to find out what that punk at work is allergic too, and fill a bathtub with said item and push him in.


Also, I broke my 1 post per year streak by posting in this thread.
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:07 AM
Labarde Labarde is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

if u send me 20 dolars i'll try and scame someone by pulling out of a flip
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:07 AM
Kimbell175113 Kimbell175113 is offline
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Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish.

An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally.

I hope to never make eye contact again.
Honestly considering moving out.
Cheer me up I guess.

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give it to this fella
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:08 AM
the_main the_main is offline
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because aejones stakes me all the time..
3 tourny wins for over 5k for him and i blow it in 2 days cause i play 3/6
but hes in canada
and i helped him study for a test which he aced today

luckyluigi2 on stars

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what tourny do you want to play?
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:17 AM
kickpushcoast kickpushcoast is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

last week i lost my job for getting a bj from a hot hispanic girl(i worked at a club). i dont have pics of said girl so i dont deserve any money plus im still pretty robusto, just wanted to share my semi-misfortunes with everyone in the thread
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:21 AM
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

i'll use the 20 bucks to get me out to foxwoods tomorrow.

once there i will randomly sabotage various parts of the facility in a mild form of protest for the lifebanning of tj over his drunken antics.

ship the mobney.

rydewithme
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:25 AM
crzylgs crzylgs is offline
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Default Re: give me a reason to give you $20

if u don't give me $20 i will kill you. then i will kill ur whole family. a greasefire will be involved.

(ps joking obv noban)
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