This could definitely go pear shaped.

[Georgia Avenue]

scame

[shanghairay]

you met her in australia? and she's chinese...
what city is she from??

my informed opinion is:
80% chance she's rich
90% chance of lots of sex either way
100% chance you should bring a gift for her parents (and something small for her)
50% chance you will never hear from her again after 2 weeks of [censored]
50% chance she will expect you to marry her after two weeks of [censored]

and last but not least-
1% chance you are going to lose your kidneys [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

and yes i actually know what i'm talking about (not the kidney part)

[imitation]

hahaha guys yes after mulling this over some more I clearly totally misread it, i'm really pumped for this two weeks away, i hope to provide a great trip report as she does use drugs and i was massive fiend when I did live in China.

[QuimKnight]

plz have your execution in Beijing Central Prison posted on Youtube for the 2p2 community kthxbye

[Tigerpiper]

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my informed opinion is:
80% chance she's rich
90% chance of lots of sex either way
100% chance you should bring a gift for her parents (and something small for her)
50% chance you will never hear from her again after 2 weeks of [censored]
50% chance she will expect you to marry her after two weeks of [censored]

and last but not least-
1% chance you are going to lose your kidneys [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]



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Whoah. This adds up to way more than 100%.

[Tigerpiper]

Zai jian!

Ni hao?

[prodonkey]

at least if u go to jail in china, your ass won't hurt as much as it would in most other places

[StarkNaked]

opium ftw afaik

[killsadie]

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at least if u go to jail in china, your ass won't hurt as much as it would in most other places

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I GET IT!!!

[pnazari]

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plz have your execution in Beijing Central Prison posted on Youtube for amnesty international kthxbye

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