SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT 2 (nc)

[terp]

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I tend to keep hand posting at a minimum, that way the only hands I post are entertaining ones

here is my hand of the week:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Hero ($931.40)
BB ($207.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $9.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $29</font>, BB calls $19.50.

Flop: ($58) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($58) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $20</font>, Hero calls $20.

River: ($98) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $55</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $158.1</font>, Hero calls $103.10.

Final Pot: $414.20

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 6s 6c (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Hero has 9s 9c (two pair, jacks and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $414.20. </font>

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impregnate my future wife plz

[BombayBadboy]

You mean like this US?

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: $197.82
UTG: $191
Hero (MP): $305.90
CO: $196.75
BTN: $305.75
SB: $198

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8</font>, Hero calls $8, 3 folds, BB calls $6

Flop: ($25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $18</font>, Hero calls $18, BB folds

Turn: ($61) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $45</font>, Hero calls $45

River: ($151) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $120 and is All-In</font>, Hero folds

Results: $151 Pot
UTG mucked and WON $267.50 (+$196.50 NET)

2 months ago or something, last time I slowplayed a set [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[BigHef]

Off to Stars hunting for Gator Bucks...

POKERSTARS GAME #12794778145: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/10/23 - 06:45:11 (ET)
Table 'Alkeste' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: FGators26 ($482.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Mathias1503 ($97.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Lucky_WIns ($206 in chips)
Seat 4: BigHef ($204 in chips)
Seat 5: 800dsl ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Flyv_1 ($311.75 in chips)
BigHef: posts small blind $1
800dsl: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BigHef [Ac 3c]
Flyv_1: folds
FGators26: raises $6 to $8
Mathias1503: calls $8
Lucky_WIns: folds
BigHef: raises $25 to $33
800dsl: folds
FGators26: calls $25
Mathias1503: calls $25
*** FLOP *** [2c Qc 8h]
BigHef: checks
FGators26: checks
Mathias1503: bets $64.80 and is all-in
Lucky_WIns said, "This table just got Zawesome"
Lucky_WIns said, "with a Z"
BigHef: raises $106.20 to $171 and is all-in
FGators26: folds
*** TURN *** [2c Qc 8h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qc 8h Th] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BigHef: shows [Ac 3c] (a pair of Deuces)
Mathias1503: mucks hand
Lucky_WIns said, "loled"
BigHef collected $227.60 from pot
FGators26 said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $230.60 | Rake $3
Board [2c Qc 8h Th 2h]
Seat 1: FGators26 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Mathias1503 mucked [7c 9c]
Seat 3: Lucky_WIns (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BigHef (small blind) showed [Ac 3c] and won ($227.60) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 5: 800dsl (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Flyv_1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[terp]

ship the 227.60 in gator bux

[shpanko]

wow, apparently I played 5k hands today. I need a new hobby lol. Anyway, ship the 1.2k. Another day, another bundle of monbies.

[Nielsio]

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wow, apparently I played 5k hands today. I need a new hobby lol. Anyway, ship the 1.2k. Another day, another bundle of monbies.

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I made $225 in 247 hands. I win.

[Unknown Soldier]

lol bombay. at least i won my hand. that would put me on epic tilt.

[Clever Nickname]

Shpanko if I had your work ethic I would be a very, very rich man. I put in like 1k hands in a day and if I'm up a decent chunk I lose all motivation and take the rest of the day off. I've played 27k hands this month and I play for a living. Teach me to be like you please.

[Clayton]

i changed my mind. i think 1 well is fine, having read my last well over again.

[rapidacid]

This capped off an already bad session.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $119.15
CO: $105.45
BTN: $100
SB: $85.35
Hero (BB): $194
UTG: $114.15

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9</font>, SB calls $6

Flop: ($18) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $76.35 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $62.35

Turn: ($170.70) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($170.70) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $170.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Six high) and WON $167.70 (+$82.35 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Twos) and LOST (-$85.35 NET)