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note: names have been changed and some inconsequential events herein have been slightly modified as to protect the identities of those involved. this hand though and the player chat at the end is 100% based on a true hand.
Jennifer Tilly's Room No-Limit Hold'dem, $1.00 BB* (6 handed, 2 alternates, 1 illegal alien) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG ($95) MP ($119.80) CO ($51.25) Hero ($242.65) SB <font color="green">(EL_Donko)</font> ($103.20) BB <font color="brown">(Flavor Flav)</font> ($5124.75) Preflop: Heethro is Button with W[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Uno[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG calls $1 <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $5</font> <font color="#666666">CO folds Heethro folds</font> SB <font color="green">(EL_Donko)</font> calls $4.50 BB <font color="brown">(Flavor Flav)</font> calls $4 UTG folds Flop: ($16) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="green">EL_Donko</font> checks <font color="brown">Flavor Flav</font> checks MP checks Turn: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="green">EL_Donko</font> checks user <font color="red">Jennifer Tilly</font> enters table [69x.xxx.xxx ; funbags.jennifertillysroom.com] <font color="#CC3333">Flavor Flav bets $7</font> MP folds <font color="#CC3333">EL_Donko raises to $20</font> <font color="brown">Flavor Flav</font> calls $13 River: ($56) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">EL_Donko bets $10</font> <font color="#CC3333">Flavor Flav raises to $20</font> EL_Donko calls $10 Final Pot: $96 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> EL_Donko has 8h Th (one pair, eights). Flavor Flav has Kh 7h (one pair, sevens). Outcome: EL_Donko wins $96. </font> in chat immediately afterwards El_Donko said, "have to call" El_Donko ~ "to cee" El_Donko ~ "bet more" El_Donko ~ "next time" El_Donko ~ "nice bet though" El_Donko ~ "some people drunk" El_Donko ~ "they fold" El_Donko ~ "don't think" El_Donko ~ "just fold" El_Donko ~ "instinctually" El_Donko ~ "but some people" beware of superusers like flavor flav. notice the ridiculous bet/call on the turn and then the perfectly sized river raise to get el_donko to laydown the best hand. i'm glad there are players like el_donko, whose play is unexploitable by the superuser. el_donko is a hero. a true equalizer. i will like to thank user Q 75 45 37 for most of this very important "inside information. * does not mean big boobies |
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thread does not deliver.
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This is like that kid in elementary school that tries to ride the coattails of an actual funny joke that they heard from someone and when they try to use the same joke it comes out all wrong and it completely fails.
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not a joke. 100% true hand history.
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not a joke. 100% true hand history. [/ QUOTE ] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody Then it's a form of comedy. And it still fails. |
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nl hands are funny.
PRiverStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) MP ($30.10) Hero ($98.50) Button ($295.80) SB ($213.10) BB ($113) UTG ($100) Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, Button calls $4, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: ($9.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $10</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $24</font>, Button calls $14. Turn: ($57.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, Button checks. River: ($57.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $70.5 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $70.50. Final Pot: $198.50 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Ts 8s (straight, ten high). Button has 4d 5c (straight, seven high). Outcome: Hero wins $198.50. </font> |
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PRiverStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)
CO ($328.40) Button ($136.40) Hero ($109.75) BB ($129.60) UTG ($161.70) MP ($115.05) Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $4.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>. Flop: ($11) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $17</font>, CO calls $11. Turn: ($45) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $24</font>, CO calls $24. River: ($93) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $63.75 (All-In)</font>, CO calls $63.75. Final Pot: $220.50 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 4d 4h (full house, fours full of aces). CO has 2s 7s (flush, ace high). Outcome: Hero wins $220.50. </font> |
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