HSNL [censored] THREAD OCTOBER

[the_dal_kid]

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this is how u start a grudgematch

"YO ____ you are terrible at poker. You are horrid, you are putting my future kids through college, and i will rape you in your ass and in your eyeballs if you want to play me hu. We will play anywhere from 5/10 nl to 200/400 nl 4 tables until one of us drops dead or quits. I promise you, if I quit first it's because I am dead, because nothing short of death, or perhaps mount everest, a football field filled with hot coals, or jessica alba standing naked on my bed asking to get banged until the next haley's comet appearence, could come in between me and a computer to play you heads up.

If you don't accept, then never talk to me ever again because you are no longer a human being, as you may as well have handed me your heart and testicles, you pitiful girlie man.

Throw down, bitch."

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Not sure if this is copy/pasted from somewhere else or if it's a brilliant parody of generic grudgematch challenges but I lol'd for like 5min (even after losing 17k).

[Ansky]

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this is how u start a grudgematch

"YO ____ you are terrible at poker. You are horrid, you are putting my future kids through college, and i will rape you in your ass and in your eyeballs if you want to play me hu. We will play anywhere from 5/10 nl to 200/400 nl 4 tables until one of us drops dead or quits. I promise you, if I quit first it's because I am dead, because nothing short of death, or perhaps mount everest, a football field filled with hot coals, or jessica alba standing naked on my bed asking to get banged until the next haley's comet appearence, could come in between me and a computer to play you heads up.

If you don't accept, then never talk to me ever again because you are no longer a human being, as you may as well have handed me your heart and testicles, you pitiful girlie man.

Throw down, bitch."

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Not sure if this is copy/pasted from somewhere else or if it's a brilliant parody of generic grudgematch challenges but I lol'd for like 5min (even after losing 17k).

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not copy pasted, it's all mine baby.

[easycall]

thread finally delivers.

[AceCR9]

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thread finally delivers.

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[greg nice]

casinocasino has owned me in the past

x_x

[xker17x]

that changes lyrics was A+++++

[thaaj]

casinocasino and i have agreed it in principle to play 2 tables of 10 20 nl til one of us loses 10k. I tried to make it more but he wouldnt budge.

nonetheless i run good

[Gary Stevenson]

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casinocasino and i have agreed it in principle to play 2 tables of 10 20 nl til one of us loses 10k. I tried to make it more but he wouldnt budge.

nonetheless i run good

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when's it going down?

[Ship Ship McGipp]

dal kid we're friends again bc of the song

[DLizzle]

omg Ansky's post and the Changes lyrics were awesome