Rap Battle thread

[IReadSouls]

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you should learn some basic decorum dude
you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb
Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes
i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake
And when this is over you will stay awake
Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake
Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days
thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS

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you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf//
but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself//
I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary//
My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me//
Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense//
But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents//
So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion//
you brought a .45 but i brought cannon//
you can throw out all your secret plannin//
cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin

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One more word from this late comer and he'll be dyin in ma trunk
dont get all bitchy at me just cause its ya time of the month
Im rollin over these weak verse's and nobodies stoppin me
I make money from bein this i'll, so im half way between AIDS and monopoly
So im'a be like donald trump and fire you from this thread
and ya'll gonna be like van gough and be admired when your dead
cause you a fake artist, probly lyin for ya bread
but you winnin this would be like conspire gettin head

[IReadSouls]

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you should learn some basic decorum dude
you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb
Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes
i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake
And when this is over you will stay awake
Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake
Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days
thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS

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you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf//
but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself//
I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary//
My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me//
Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense//
But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents//
So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion//
you brought a .45 but i brought cannon//
you can throw out all your secret plannin//
cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin

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One more word from this late comer and he'll be dyin in ma trunk
dont get all bitchy at me just cause its ya time of the month
Im rollin over these weak verse's and nobodies stoppin me
I make money from bein this ill, so im half way between AIDS and monopoly
So im'a be like donald trump and fire you from this thread
and ya'll gonna be like van gough and be admired when your dead
cause you a fake artist kid, probly lyin for ya bread
but you winnin this is more unlikely conspire gettin head

[MindGamez]

yo i gotta be one of the hottest on the thread and you cant follow me
you aight feelin my flow i reach into ur dome give u a labotamy
now you probably cant even talk to me.
but thats aight cuz i dont wanna hear it
i break bones with my lyrics, put dudes to sleep with it
like an ambien but its got poison in the mix
yo im sorry why i did this but i had to
takin [censored] on your face like i thought it was the bathroom.

[circa]

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Anyone wanna set it?

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should i, could i, may i say, your the one thats [censored] gay

[IReadSouls]

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yo i gotta be one of the hottest on the thread and you cant follow me
you aight feelin my flow i reach into ur dome give u a labotamy
now you probably cant even talk to me.
but thats aight cuz i dont wanna hear it
i break bones with my lyrics, put dudes to sleep with it
like an ambien but its got poison in the mix
yo im sorry why i did this but i had to
takin [censored] on your face like i thought it was the bathroom.

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srsly, this is the only one im not gonna reply to, its just too terrible.

[Labarde]

This is a response to all you wack katz:

Ok, here we go it's pretty much night time here
I'll bet your probably deaf in one ear
like leo kottke, but except you can't play guitar
or go very far, cum purple in a jar
or a film canister, i love mr slope
you probably love reading the newspaper
that's pretty nerdy or smart depending who u talk to
I walk all over you, your face is poo
you don't even have a face
your family is all out of place, they are dumb too
just like you
you belong in a zoo, this is all true
i'm not a liar, i'm honest as god
oh my god, I just said god
In a rap, oh rat-a-tat-tat
smack you cats like woo-wack glove slap

[RunyonAve]

IReadSouls,

Everybody from the BBV, throw ya mutha [censored] hands up and follow me
This place called BBV, its as dangerous as the New York streets
You step right up thinking you're one of the elite
You havn't been to the meet and greet and seen the heat that we put down in the streets
Seriously though, i'll sell you some rhymes, here's the recepit
Nevermind, won't do it, ain't for sale
Keep coming at me, and of course i'll prevail
I'll throw you in the ocean like the sperm of a whale
This rap [censored] is easy, i ain't gonna lie
Whats wrong? I don't hear you, you must be tounge tied
I can do this all day, its no challenge for me
Hold on i need a break, Miss Criss is done with my laundry

[Limesparks]

im runyon ave and im here to say
blah blah blah p.s. im gay

[RunyonAve]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] limesparks

[KhalynYohrk]

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im runyon ave and im here to say
blah blah blah p.s. im gay

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Winnar A+++