If god exists..

[Archon_Wing]

"Yea, the joke was on you guys. That book was just a play I thought of; I didn't know some of you would be dumb enough to take it literally and/or spending so much effort debating about it on a forum. But it was sure funny reading those posts."

Or,

Archon,

Please clear your cookies and cache. Also, restart the computer, that may resolve the problem. Also, we have observed the life histories of the two people you reported; we have detected collusion and sending them to hell.

If you have any more questions, do not hesitate to contact us.
Best Regards,
Peter
Heaven Support

Actually, I do expect heaven and hell to be a bureaucracy. But that's just me.