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blueballing whore imo. she'll (try to) yank you off but won't let you reach that stank?
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Could have turned out worse - Google "penile fracture" - I've taken care of two of them in my career - 'bout the unhappiest guys I've ever seen......
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Could have turned out worse - Google "penile fracture" - I've taken care of two of them in my career - 'bout the unhappiest guys I've ever seen...... MM MD [/ QUOTE ] Um.....dude, you're a doctor, forget fixing penile fractures and TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN FAT ASS CAT [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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How the [censored] did you get bruise marks?
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was one of your .... buddy's eh ?
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no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually.
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buddies in general is -ev
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[ QUOTE ] I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it. [/ QUOTE ] This is pretty much exactly what I do as well, except without the part about handing over the reigns, and also without the part about there being a girl. [/ QUOTE ] I found this hilarious. Somehow I knew this was a fellow Maple Leafs fan before I saw the username. |
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just start peeing and if she says anything, just say : your doing it wrong LDO [/ QUOTE ] A+ |
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Handjobs are the worst. I would always refuse one unless it is some lotioned up sober goodness. Drunk sloppy handjobs are a no go.
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