Ask tuq.

[SamIAm]

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Don't consider turning off tabbed browisng, and instead you can ctrl+tab switch between them, keeping your hadns on the keyboard more, and therefore able to post faster.

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I have fixed your post.

[bonds]

tub:

Is it true that the limit of 1 post every 20 seconds doesn't apply to you? If so, who's responsible for the dispensation, Mike Haven?

[entertainme]

New avatar is pretty snazzy Bonds imo

[Bobo Fett]

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I was referring to the movie itself, not the character.

But, being a nit is cool.

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lol @ me...guilty as charged. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[benza13]

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Best I can do is answer these bison-like. If the answers aren't funny or accurate it's a function of me being neither funny nor smart.

tuq,

Where is Stuey?

Canada

tug,

Where is PDPG?

Good question. After making his 9,999th post three months ago, he just stopped posting. Maybe he's overthinking the 10K post thing a little.

So I must know, does the pronunciation of "gyro" depend on its usage, or is it always pronounced the same way?

I think Bobo got this one a long time ago. How can it be anything but "year-row"? Maybe it's something else somewhere else.

Wouldn't having black friends be evidence against somebody being a racist?

Not if the black friends are supplying you with hookers and blow. I think even Mark Fuhrman would make an exception.

When you think of me, what do you picture?

I don't think of you, sry.

Do you consider yourself a good listener or do you often think you'd rather be doing something else?

Pretending to listen is an important skill IMO, particularly for the ADD challenged such as myself.

Could you tell me what you do for a living/income?

Technical recruiting / gigolo for women with low expectations.

Was it the mending of the gown, or the running it around?

It was the tender mending of this slender gown that brought me bending to the ground, IMO.

what does your title mean?

It's something from an ATF thread from over a year ago now. Can't remember the exact context to be honest.

how come you said you would call the next day, but didn't?

I found someone else at a 7-11 on the way home, sry.

is it possible that Tuq could make cheese fries so delicious that even He could not resist them?

Catch-22. If I'm making them it's unlikely I'm going to be able to resist them. Actually, I'm not sure that's really a Catch-22, it's just a Challenging Situation.

And yes, I was golfing. 86 degrees today suckaz.

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Is this the first time you have resisted the opportunity to post whore?

If so, how did it feel?

[NewTeaBag]

Tuk Tuk,

If you were forced, at gunpoint like, to shag either Rosanne Barr or Leo Di Caprio (Like super hawt Leo from "Teh Beach") which would you go for?

Also, ever climbed camelback moutain?

[tuq]

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do you consider turning off tabbed browisng, and instead open up forum windows in separate windows?

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SamIAm is right, for ease of use it's CTRL + TAB, and leaves a much cleaner taskbar than multiple windows would.

[tuq]

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tub:

Is it true that the limit of 1 post every 20 seconds doesn't apply to you? If so, who's responsible for the dispensation, Mike Haven?

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Sick avatar IMO.

[tuq]

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Tuk Tuk,

If you were forced, at gunpoint like, to shag either Rosanne Barr or Leo Di Caprio (Like super hawt Leo from "Teh Beach") which would you go for?

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Uh, Leo? At least I could find his hole and could possibly score some acting tips in the morning too.

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Also, ever climbed camelback moutain?

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Around a dozen years ago I used to climb it regularly and log my times. I went daily, probably 9X/week as I was either in the habit of going twice in a day or doing an "over and back" which involved hiking up one side, down the other, and back up and over. My best on Echo Canyon from the water fountain to the highest rock was 21:10, but I could clear 22:00 without problem. At that point for me every second was painful. I only ever got passed once, by a guy who became an instant friend because he was as intense as I was about it, and congratulated me as he went by. My best on the Cholla side was around 18:00, very proud of that but it ends a lot easier.

I still live ~2 miles from Camelback (I actually live on Camelback Rd.) but now work out at my gym, which is coincidentally at the base of the mountain. The whole process of the hike can be a hassle and I got too annoyed by parking hassles and the general lack of etiquette from a lot of hikers.

[Conspire]

Are you telling the truth 100% of the time?