A Terrible "Would You Rather"

[THEOSU]

this is an obv slippery slope.

once we allow people to catch from dudes, clearly they will [censored] goats. this pole proves it.

[remski]

Law dictates that I have to bend over, and act as pretty as possible so as to speed up the time it takes for the guy shafting me to get his sleazy business in my a=hole over with. Basically, Homosexuality = legal, Beastiality = illegal. (in most instances). So, reluctantly, bring on the lube, and be gentle because its my first and only time. (unless the experience turns me gay).

[prohornblower]

[ QUOTE ]
everyone who says dude, needs to state who the dude you would want it to be

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably like Edward Norton. Someone you can easily man-crush on, but probably has an average-to-small piece.

I mean, don't tell me y'all wouldn't run around telling your friends that Ed Norton banged you...there is only a small amount of shame in it, IMO

EDIT: Oh yeah, plus his d*ck's been in Salma Hayek, so in a sense, it would be like secksing her, which is almost as good.

[Jay Riall]

Is bukakke included in 'pitching?'

[MortalWombat]

[ QUOTE ]
this is an obv slippery slope.

[/ QUOTE ]Otherwise it would hurt too much.

[ghostface]

has anyone said both at the same time?