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Old 10-12-2007, 12:23 AM
EvanJC EvanJC is offline
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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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nahh, you should def. slap her
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Old 10-12-2007, 12:26 AM
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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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nahh, you should def. slap her

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OP's avatar is putting me on lifetilt

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All this negativity is putting me on life tilt.
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Old 10-12-2007, 02:18 AM
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"Unfortunatly my ped didnt come close to 7 grand nor the Vespa reputation. If riding a Vespa was like riding a cute fat chick riding my ped comparitivly would be like riding a fat homeless hooker with the clap. However due to its high practicality I rode the hooker like she was the last woman on earth."

-gabrie30

I take everything back I said in the first post. This is the greatest series of words ever put together.
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:29 AM
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I dont slap women to solve my problems, nor to make myself feel better. I suggest the same to you sir.

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nahh, you should def. slap her

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Reminds me of a joke... What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing.. you've aready told her twice..
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Old 10-12-2007, 09:12 AM
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quit life - ghost ride new moped off cliff but change mind at last minute and don't let go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

seriously, a [censored] moped!!!!! you sir ARE a bad beat

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I really don't know why by I laughed my fricken head off at this. Weird because I had a moped and they are great fun!
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:08 PM
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Update Bankroll now at $100 thanks for free 3000 UB points used as sng buyins.
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:30 AM
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BR at @300 only 1200 more for a new moped!
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:44 AM
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Beat: grinding SSNL for a moped
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:50 AM
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Beat: grinding SSNL for a moped

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LDO!
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:55 AM
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come on, its bbv!
where else its okay to slap women?

btw you have the right, no, you have the DUTY to slap your woman if she misbehaves in any kind!

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Personally I feel BBV started off with a great culture, its now starting to taper off and get "junky"; Im here to save BBV... Bringin a breath of fresh air, one post at a time.

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im coming down to micro stakes to bust yo azz!! im yeedog on stars, im gonna take ur money and buy my own moped.

mission: eliminate moped purchase threat
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