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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Do you actually think people care about the flat screen mommy bought you for your birthday [/ QUOTE ] No, but we all do care very much for the lathe. |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[/ QUOTE ] See? that is funny. The other picture is not. |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] Dude, I'm still waiting on the poem ..... [/ QUOTE ] I spit that real [censored] like immortal technique But I aint here to talk about bush or the shieks Your +aces+ are your best in your deck of friends but the +kings+ are the ones who will get you endz The +queens+ are the ones you take back to your castle when you're the +jack of clubs+ it ain't no hassle Everybody wants that +dime+ piece, that perfect 10 Cause once you get it, you +straight+ till the end I got a liquid flow like a super soaker But to me life is one big game of poker get money stack chips, take em from jokers then turn around and hawk stocks to brokers Im having a revelation, as I write this It will be your salvation, it goes just like this When the fight time comes, aces don't run, they'd rather live life and die by the gun heres the punch line, mo'[censored] its crunch time, everybody tryna get they +cake+ in god's lunch line [/ QUOTE ] +jean shorts+ |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Dude, I'm still waiting on the poem ..... [/ QUOTE ] I spit that real [censored] like immortal technique But I aint here to talk about bush or the shieks Your +aces+ are your best in your deck of friends but the +kings+ are the ones who will get you endz The +queens+ are the ones you take back to your castle when you're the +jack of clubs+ it ain't no hassle Everybody wants that +dime+ piece, that perfect 10 Cause once you get it, you +straight+ till the end I got a liquid flow like a super soaker But to me life is one big game of poker get money stack chips, take em from jokers then turn around and hawk stocks to brokers Im having a revelation, as I write this It will be your salvation, it goes just like this When the fight time comes, aces don't run, they'd rather live life and die by the gun heres the punch line, mo'[censored] its crunch time, everybody tryna get they +cake+ in god's lunch line [/ QUOTE ] +jean shorts+ [/ QUOTE ] To bring it back to what.. 1990's? You Killed it dude. |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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I look at what other people are wearing and I see a guy with a polo shirt and jeans. Little did I know it was casual friday. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So I come back to the job the next day wearing a polo shirt and jean shorts and sneakers. [/ QUOTE ] This doesn't add up, DUCY? |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] I look at what other people are wearing and I see a guy with a polo shirt and jeans. Little did I know it was casual friday. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So I come back to the job the next day wearing a polo shirt and jean shorts and sneakers. [/ QUOTE ] This doesn't add up, DUCY? [/ QUOTE ] Has it ever occured to you that some jobs have work on saturdays? Even though this was not the case -- by next day I meant monday. |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
zomg that's not what he meant and plz stop trolling your own thread
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[/ QUOTE ] Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh yourself to tears SILENTLY in a cubicle? I may need a truss. |
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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zomg that's not what he meant and plz stop trolling your own thread [/ QUOTE ] Enlighten me then... |
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