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Re: Ruined Own Sex life
go like medium speed and work at it.
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#12
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Dids? [/ QUOTE ] lol as if a girl would ever get near Dids's penis. |
#13
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bengay. [/ QUOTE ] In college, replaced a buddys KY with an IcyHot type of rub, expecting to have him use it with himself one night and get a good laugh out of it. The laugh occurred, but not until a much later date as it was the girl who ran screaming from his room to the bathroom who had the most discomfort. |
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go like medium pace and work at it. [/ QUOTE ] Now stick that shampoo bottle up your ass. |
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[censored] her in the dark, and use a carrot or something. Or fist her.
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Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life? [/ QUOTE ]Not necessarily. See below. [ QUOTE ] Is there a cure? [/ QUOTE ]You could switch to guys. |
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You should just stick to masterbation.
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You could switch to guys. [/ QUOTE ] This would not work. Much for the same reason I can never allow myself to end up in prison, I cannot even pass a big turd without much pain and discomfort! |
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Is there a cure? [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but it involves watching hundreds of hours of porn of a kind that you don't really care for all that much. ARE YOU READY FOR THE CURE? |
#20
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Fun story short. Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it. Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?) Cajun pepper ,LDO So short story short. Hook up with a chick. Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag. I bow out quickly. Next time, same thing. Next time, same thing. Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life? Is there a cure? [/ QUOTE ]Cajun pepper |
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