Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk

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3 some with Dane? Jizz on his face?

[Passaman]

I recommend marriage counseling. But choose the therapist wisely. The man who is now my assistant pastor and his wife went through something similar years ago. The counselor they went to told them just to get a divorce. They tried another counselor.

By the way, they are now, after 18 years of marriage, the single happiest married couple I know. They absolutely adore each other.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

Convince her to let you do it once more for old times sake in a public place and then leave her naked/partially naked covered in man spunk? Try a park so maybe she gets labeled as a sexual predator.

[WiredSevens]

BTW GUYS:

I forgot to mention that Dane was a co-worker/friend of mine and after I found out about him and Ginger, I fired him.

[WiredSevens]

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3 some with Dane? Jizz on his face?

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LMAO, good one. But I don't like [censored].

[Jamougha]

[mmbt0ne]

[gumpzilla]

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BTW GUYS:

I forgot to mention that Dane was a co-worker/friend of mine and after I found out about him and Ginger, I fired him.

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Perhaps he has a daughter (or dog, I dunno) you should be raping.

[Passaman]

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Well it just makes you come off as a huge pompous douchebag, tbh.

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After re-reading it, perhaps that is how it came across. Def not my intention.

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honestly i though it was pretty funny

mostly exactly because you come across as a pompous douchebag

which is funny stuff imo

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You see, Keik, imo most people on BBV4L view pastors as a hybrid of Rev. Lovejoy and televangelists. They don't see us as normal people who are authentically passionate about communicating the love of Christ. So, when I'm giving an honest answer, or just posting in a non-important thread (they actually exist on BBV4L), sometimes I, unwisely it turns out, try to throw in a 'joke' that goes against the presupposition people have of my profession. I'm not, or at least don't consider myself so during periods of reflection, pompous nor a d-bag. I'm honestly trying to give good, tried and true advice.

So, if you see something in one of my posts that goes against what you think a pastor should be (i.e. pious and self-righteous, not to mention hypocritical), remember that I'm a normal guy and I like to try to be funny, as well as an iconoclast.

[keikiwai]

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I forgot to mention that Dane was a co-worker/friend of mine and after I found out about him and Ginger, I fired him.

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oh [censored]

friend?

that sorta changes things imo

i wouldn't bother beating him up, since you recover too fast

i'd acquire and spread his soc sec #, bank account number, etc around using untracable sources obv, and make sure he goes broke

much harder to recover from that than a broken arm