OT: [censored] thread, OCTOBER, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Pudge714]

MX Revolution is the nut mouse.
Also on a scale of 1-10 where 10 is the best movie ever American Gangster is going to be 9390293902903.

[vers]

Brag: I got 93o to bet into me 3 times lvl1.
Sorry for not converting the HH, I'm not on my normal comp and no converters seem to be working.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3779693972: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (28796972), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:37:30 ET - 2007/10/07
Seat 1: cardlover69 (1,485)
Seat 2: EddieSweat (1,455)
Seat 3: dragons999 (1,470)
Seat 4: bruknows (1,725)
Seat 5: nalabear (1,230)
Seat 6: nyker32 (1,410)
Seat 7: volcomrider182 (1,725)
Seat 8: vers (1,500)
Seat 9: nekopaku (1,500)
dragons999 posts the small blind of 15
bruknows posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vers [As Ac]
nalabear folds
nyker32 has 15 seconds left to act
nyker32 folds
volcomrider182 folds
vers raises to 100
nekopaku folds
cardlover69 folds
EddieSweat folds
dragons999 folds
bruknows calls 70
*** FLOP *** [Tc Qc Qh]
bruknows has 15 seconds left to act
bruknows bets 180
vers has 15 seconds left to act
vers calls 180
*** TURN *** [Tc Qc Qh] [Kd]
bruknows bets 270
vers calls 270
*** RIVER *** [Tc Qc Qh Kd] [6d]
bruknows bets 450
vers calls 450
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bruknows shows [3c 9d] a pair of Queens
vers shows [As Ac] two pair, Aces and Queens
vers wins the pot (2,015) with two pair, Aces and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,015 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc Qc Qh Kd 6d]
Seat 1: cardlover69 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: EddieSweat (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dragons999 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: bruknows (big blind) showed [3c 9d] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: nalabear didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: nyker32 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: volcomrider182 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: vers showed [As Ac] and won (2,015) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 9: nekopaku didn't bet (folded)

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lolOLOLLOLlol i cannot stop laughing

[vers]

LOL that is so cruel. It does kinda look like a dog...

[fluorescenthippo]

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lolOLOLLOLlol i cannot stop laughing

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omg. this is so perfect. like this is just so amazing. plz be real? i just laughed so [censored] haard.

[cha59]

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lolOLOLLOLlol i cannot stop laughing

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omg. this is so perfect. like this is just so amazing. plz be real? i just laughed so [censored] haard.

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LOL BEST CHAT EVER!

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[xPeru]

Good old fishy saturday night ... minus 5 buy-ins, stacked twice with the nut full house v quads ... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[FF_Woodycooks]

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Fatass attempts to contain his chickens

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Funny chicken story for three reasons:

A) The 'idiot' roomate is smarter than you, got his Phd well before you, and has a better job than you.

B) The stupid girlfriend is also smarter than you.

C) The fatass roomate is nothing compared to your behemoth girlfriend who resembles Shrek with hair.

[blackize]

So you're either a moronic douchebag, are Slim's old roomie, or are a friend of said roomie. In any event, I'm sure we could all do without your presence here.

[futuredoc85]

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Fatass attempts to contain his chickens

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Funny chicken story for three reasons:

A) The 'idiot' roomate is smarter than you, got his Phd well before you, and has a better job than you.

B) The stupid girlfriend is also smarter than you.

C) The fatass roomate is nothing compared to your behemoth girlfriend who resembles Shrek with hair.

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funny post for 3 reasons-

A) you're on a poker forum

B) you suck at poker (pretty much you won an MTT, ran hot for a bit and maybe won like $10k, $20K tops over like a 6-7 month span i think?) and the swings associated with your glorious mediocrity are driving you insane

c) even though you clearly have been driven over the edge by your impressive lack of discernable skill (to the point where people got so tired of you whining that you had to make a new account)you are still here and trying


not sure if your its admirable,pathetic, or just confusing that you havent given up yet.