bitches

[The Yugoslavian]

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question #2: why do bitches go on "smoke breaks" and tell you they are going to come back soon when they are never going to come back?

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B/c they want to get rid of you b/c the vibe sucks. Yet you don't realize it and continuing to lock them into an interaction that they aren't enjoying. Or they're simply drunk, intend to come back, and forget.

What do YOU do when a woman is trying to lock you into a suffocatingly boring/uninteresting conversation and you need to escape? Going to the bathroom or on a smoke break is so uber-standard.

Yugoslav

[El Diablo]

Yugo,

WTF are you talking about? Have you even had any experience w/ undercover Homeland Security agents trying to flush out potential domestic Al Qaeda cells? Trust me, what kurosh describes is straight out of their ops manual.

[Anacardo]

Diablo this is not going to be one of your more successful gag threads.

LET US HAVE ROSHY CHALLENGE BRUISER SOMEHOW.

[4_2_it]

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Yugo,

WTF are you talking about? Have you even had any experience w/ undercover Homeland Security agents trying to flush out potential domestic Al Qaeda cells? Trust me, what kurosh describes is straight out of their ops manual.

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The fact that kurosh hasn't 'accidently' been waterboarded at least twice causes me to doubt the veracity of that statement.

[DrewDevil]

Also, getting phone numbers is not a good way to get laid. Chicks are too flaky and won't call back even if they like you.

Need to sex them in the bar bathrooms LDO.

[daryn]

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d: I say "koo-roash" koo rhymes w/ poo, roash rhymes w/ soc in social.


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i think this is probably the correct pronunciation. but what syllable do you stress? i'm leaning towards the 2nd.

[dfwben]

kurosh, i think its pretty funny that you are getting butt hurt over strippers not calling you or paying attention to you.

[Yeti]

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Hi, I'm Kurosh.
I'm 20 years old. I was kicked out of college because I thought I had found something. My SAT score was 1570. I used to be really smart.

I live alone in a 3BR house. I live in a college town, even though I don't go to college. My best friend moved to another country and we stopped talking, partially because of my lifestyle choices. I don't talk to any of my other close friends anymore. I can't remember the last time I cried.

I wrestled in high school. I haven't worked out in two years. I lost 15lbs of muscle. I am a shell of my former self.

I've smoked pot nearly every day for at least the past 6 months. It makes me lazy, forgetful and stupid. I am ashamed to be writing this.

I used to never lie... I've broken every promise I've made to myself.

I have no control of my emotions. I am a degenerate gambler.


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No idea why they don't call, bro.

[tpir]

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why do bitches give you their phone number if they're never going to call you or return your calls?

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Because they are uncomfortable telling you they won't call you to your face?

[tpir]

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question #2: why do bitches go on "smoke breaks" and tell you they are going to come back soon when they are never going to come back?

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Because they are uncomfortable telling you they don't want to talk anymore to your face?

Why do these threads exist? Surely you have treated girls like this before in the past. Edit to add since Yeti linked your "bio"... as someone with a 1570 SAT, surely you are capable of working this out on your own.