Doing chicks while driving on the highway

[diebitter]

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Posting this in a forum that worships the PUA skills of Goofyballer might not yield a scientifically meaningful answer.


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Wait, doesn't PUA mean 'provides ultra-analingus'? Or is Grandma lyin to me again?

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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obv but more semen > more dick

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doesnt it just hurt more?

[NoPoHustler]

I fingerbanged my wife while driving home from a college football game we have seaon tix too. does this qualify?

[4_2_it]

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I fingerbanged my wife while driving home from a college football game we have seaon tix too. does this qualify?

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If she was driving then yes.

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I fingerbanged my wife while driving home from a college football game we have seaon tix too. does this qualify?

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If she was driving then yes.

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i dunno, i would feel a lot safer getting head or even a hand job than having the chick climb ontop blocking my view

[FlyWf]

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they only had one condom and didnt wanna hit it raw dawg, so the guy in the back just turned the condom inside out after the first guy finished

gf #2 got pregnant from guy #1

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Sperm dies when it hits oxygen. Link please?

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It was years ago. If it isn't left out for a long time there is a very small possibility(<1%) of surviving sperm getting a girl pregnant.

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Also there was an axe murderer in the back seat.

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I have a friend who totalled his car getting a bj while driving. He tells the story like it is some great feat of masculinity. I think it just makes him look stupid.

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Well..did he come or what?

[rafiki]

bout....7 years ago I was seeing this girl who was easily the queen of blow jobs. I mean you hear stories about these kinds of girls, but you never believe it till you meet one. She had a crazy tongue ring, and I never believed that it really made a difference prior to her. So we're driving to Montreal in the winter, at night, in some traffic. She was pretty much obsessed with going down on me, so of course mid car ride seemed as good a time as any. We had stopped at a place to get some drinks, and she brought a cup of ice in the car. She did this thing where she's keep some ice in her mouth to get her tongue ring cold. Then she'd spit the ice out and go down. Lemme tell you that is one of the most incredible feelings I've ever felt. I was driving her old VW, which was a stick shift. We're driving pretty slow because of the traffic, like 2nd gear. At one point I can barely think and stall the car from just slipping off the pedal. I told her to stop till we got to Montreal. Was just too dangerous, lol.

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any guys with girls with tongue rings, try the ice thing. Thank me later. I think it's key that she not keep the ice in there. Just get the ring cold before going to town....

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I have a friend who totalled his car getting a bj while driving. He tells the story like it is some great feat of masculinity. I think it just makes him look stupid.

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Well..did he come or what?

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lol mall rats

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but a tard who gets laid

amirite

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by penises

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that makes it a bigger brag

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Is bigger better?

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obv but more semen > more dick

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doesnt it just hurt more?

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it doesn't hurt at all