Wild horses (sunday lottery PStars madness)

[Dan87]

I am a robot professional poker player

PokerStars Game #12361403846: Tournament #61826019, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/30 - 16:26:03 (ET)
Table '61826019 1095' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: krdavis (2780 in chips)
Seat 2: Topmarks_Pip (3850 in chips)
Seat 3: leelanausand (5085 in chips)
Seat 4: CONWAY=DAMAN (1565 in chips)
Seat 5: Dan87 (3785 in chips)
Seat 6: FaceMeNow (8985 in chips)
Seat 7: Dakota_Chump (3745 in chips)
Seat 8: 345jmg (1940 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: MissA_1430 (5385 in chips)
Dan87: posts small blind 100
FaceMeNow: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dan87 [8s Ts]
leelanausand is connected
Dakota_Chump: folds
345jmg: folds
MissA_1430: folds
krdavis: folds
Topmarks_Pip: folds
leelanausand: folds
CONWAY=DAMAN: raises 1365 to 1565 and is all-in
Dan87: calls 1465
FaceMeNow: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h 7d 7c]
*** TURN *** [2h 7d 7c] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [2h 7d 7c Kd] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dan87: shows [8s Ts] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
CONWAY=DAMAN: shows [9h Ac] (a pair of Sevens)
Dan87 collected 3330 from pot
lemonademan is connected
lemonademan said, "ty"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3330 | Rake 0
Board [2h 7d 7c Kd 8d]
Seat 1: krdavis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Topmarks_Pip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: leelanausand folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CONWAY=DAMAN (button) showed [9h Ac] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: Dan87 (small blind) showed [8s Ts] and won (3330) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 6: FaceMeNow (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Dakota_Chump folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 345jmg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MissA_1430 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[DumbKid]

PokerStars Game #12361415586: Tournament #61826019, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/30 - 16:26:40 (ET)
Table '61826019 30' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: kiyomori (3775 in chips)
Seat 2: Okeephe (1870 in chips)
Seat 3: kane1422 (5360 in chips)
Seat 4: stupidkid888 (5220 in chips)
Seat 5: LolDnkaments (3840 in chips)
Seat 6: t3hd0ctor (1705 in chips)
Seat 7: Haroni (3530 in chips)
Seat 8: Jabouane (5180 in chips)
Seat 9: Shocker1052 (4740 in chips)
Shocker1052: posts small blind 100
kiyomori: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stupidkid888 [Kc Kh]
t3hd0ctor said, "pretty sick"
Okeephe: folds
kane1422: raises 400 to 600
stupidkid888: raises 1200 to 1800
LolDnkaments: folds
t3hd0ctor: folds
Haroni: calls 1800
Jabouane: folds
Shocker1052: folds
kiyomori: folds
kane1422: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h Kd]
stupidkid888: bets 2000
Haroni: calls 1730 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7d 7h Kd] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h Kd Ks] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stupidkid888: shows [Kc Kh] (four of a kind, Kings)
Haroni: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
stupidkid888 collected 7960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7960 | Rake 0
Board [7d 7h Kd Ks Qc]
Seat 1: kiyomori (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Okeephe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kane1422 folded before Flop
Seat 4: stupidkid888 showed [Kc Kh] and won (7960) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: LolDnkaments folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: t3hd0ctor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Haroni showed [Ac Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 8: Jabouane (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Shocker1052 (small blind) folded before Flop


Poker is so ez

[Chump Change]

[ QUOTE ]
What avatar do I have to put on for a week?
Also, what percent of winnings are you takin from your horsies? <100 or >100?
I mean, I know your pimp hand is strong, but horsies gotta eat too, right.
OM NOM NOM NOM?
edit: I'm at 6290 in chips.

[/ QUOTE ]

I only said avatars for 24 hrs, but if you want to keep for a week that would be cool.

I also said 50/50 split, I don't know much about donkament staking but that seemed better than AEjones'75/25.

[ebepse]

[censored] this donkament [censored] is giving me an ulcer

[absoludicrous]

lol, TT < AA (smooth call PF) on a 499 board. GG.

[Dan87]

[censored] donkaments, srsly

PokerStars Game #12361773943: Tournament #61826019, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/09/30 - 16:46:39 (ET)
Table '61826019 1095' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: krdavis (5910 in chips)
Seat 2: Topmarks_Pip (11690 in chips)
Seat 3: leelanausand (9320 in chips)
Seat 4: lemonademan (4585 in chips)
Seat 5: Dan87 (3965 in chips)
Seat 6: Zevik (8605 in chips)
Seat 7: Dakota_Chump (6540 in chips)
Seat 8: 345jmg (890 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: MissA_1430 (5935 in chips)
krdavis: posts the ante 25
Topmarks_Pip: posts the ante 25
leelanausand: posts the ante 25
lemonademan: posts the ante 25
Dan87: posts the ante 25
Zevik: posts the ante 25
Dakota_Chump: posts the ante 25
345jmg: posts the ante 25
MissA_1430: posts the ante 25
Dan87: posts small blind 150
Zevik: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dan87 [8d 7c]
Dakota_Chump: folds
345jmg: folds
MissA_1430: calls 300
krdavis: calls 300
Topmarks_Pip: folds
leelanausand: folds
lemonademan: calls 300
Dan87: calls 150
Zevik: checks
*** FLOP *** [5d 4c 6h]
Dan87: checks
Zevik: checks
MissA_1430: checks
krdavis: bets 1200
lemonademan: folds
Dan87: calls 1200
Zevik: folds
MissA_1430: folds
*** TURN *** [5d 4c 6h] [Ad]
Dan87: checks
krdavis: bets 4385 and is all-in
Dan87: calls 2440 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5d 4c 6h Ad] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dan87: shows [8d 7c] (a straight, Four to Eight)
krdavis: shows [Ac 6c] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
krdavis collected 9005 from pot
avs_fan_4evr is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9005 | Rake 0
Board [5d 4c 6h Ad 6s]
Seat 1: krdavis showed [Ac 6c] and won (9005) with a full house, Sixes full of Aces
Seat 2: Topmarks_Pip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: leelanausand folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lemonademan (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Dan87 (small blind) showed [8d 7c] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 6: Zevik (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Dakota_Chump folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 345jmg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MissA_1430 folded on the Flop

[Chump Change]

OMG EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART

[absoludicrous]

Dan, ouch.

[chadmack]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP3 (t2763)
CO (t10735)
chadmack (t5750)
SB (t1450)
BB (t10080)
UTG (t28178)
UTG+1 (t1195)
MP1 (t4390)
MP2 (t12920)

Preflop: chadmack is Button with K, K.
[color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]MP1 raises to t1200</font>, [color=#666666]3 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]chadmack raises to t5725</font>, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t3165 (All-In).

Flop: (t10240) 7, 2, 3 [color=#0000FF](3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t10240) 4 [color=#0000FF](3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t10240) 6 [color=#0000FF](3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t10240

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
SB doesn't show.
MP1 has Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
chadmack has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: MP1 wins t8880. chadmack wins t1360. </font>

[Chump Change]

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