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Old 09-30-2007, 02:51 AM
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JESUS [censored] CHRIST I WAS FICKING IN I KNOW I COULD HAVE DONE IT IF I'D BEEN MORE GOD DAMN AGGRESSIVE [censored] ME WHY DID I NOT PURSUE IT HARDER I'VE BEEN IN FIKCING LOVE WITH THIS GIRL SINCE 8TH GRADFE AND I DCIDE TONIGHT IS MY FCI=KING CHANCE TO HAVE SEX WI H THE DOG GOD [censored] PIECE OF [censored] HERE IS A HAND FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT





POKERSTARS GAME #7197656191: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2006/11/27 - 12:50:20 (ET)
Table 'Rhodia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: straate ($700.80 in chips)
Seat 2: chuckbomb ($495 in chips)
Seat 3: Handicaper26 ($81.50 in chips)
Seat 4: rSMig ($675 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($412.70 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $2
straate: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to chuckbomb [Qh Ac]
chuckbomb: raises $12 to $16
Handicaper26: folds
rSMig: folds
Lukieplaya: folds
straate: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [3h Tc 9c]
straate: checks
chuckbomb: bets $22
straate: raises $38 to $60
chuckbomb: calls $38
*** TURN *** [3h Tc 9c] [Jh]
straate: bets $124
nathan1377 joins the table at seat #6
chuckbomb: calls $124
*** RIVER *** [3h Tc 9c Jh] [8d]
straate: bets $500.80 and is all-in
chuckbomb: calls $295 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
straate: shows [Qc Kh] (a straight, Nine to King)
chuckbomb: mucks hand
straate collected $990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $992 | Rake $2
Board [3h Tc 9c Jh 8d]
Seat 1: straate (big blind) showed [Qc Kh] and won ($990) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 2: chuckbomb mucked [Qh Ac]
Seat 3: Handicaper26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: rSMig (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (small blind) folded before Flop



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Old 09-30-2007, 02:52 AM
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[x] lukieplaya
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Old 09-30-2007, 02:53 AM
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you seem nice. BFF OP?
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Old 09-30-2007, 02:54 AM
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Default Re: FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

that hand is awesome
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Old 09-30-2007, 02:55 AM
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Default Re: FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Take some [censored] KKKKKKKKK`s out of your title so this thread isnt all [censored] up.
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Old 09-30-2007, 02:56 AM
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Default Re: FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

you're pretty [censored] bad
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Old 09-30-2007, 03:03 AM
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YOU post like A HAMSTER ON A [censored] WHEEL
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Old 09-30-2007, 03:12 AM
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jesus [censored] christ you mods tilt me this was in BBV4LIDE FOR A REASON THE HAND WAS NOT THE POINT OF THE THREAD YOU WINDOW LICKERS
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Old 09-30-2007, 03:13 AM
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That [censored] happens so often it'll probably happen to you again tonight
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Old 09-30-2007, 03:13 AM
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calling flop bet w/ A hi no draws = spewy?
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