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09-29-2007, 12:28 AM
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Re: im a member of the internet
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u know natty ice isn't so bad if you drink it so fast you dont tate itet [/ QUOTE ] This is untrue, ftw 
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#15
09-29-2007, 12:30 AM
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Re: im a member of the internet
[ QUOTE ] I like looking at my avatar. [/ QUOTE ] As do I, my friend. However your previous avatar was <3 worthy
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#17
09-29-2007, 12:35 AM
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Re: im a member of the internet
Hey holdme, I'm not gay or anything you seem really cool, in a pseudo-europy kinda way. Like you don't come off too strong, or too light, like a Sumatra with heavy cream. Also, can I suck your dick.
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#19
09-29-2007, 02:53 AM
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Re: im a member of the internet
p.s. i was tryin to go to tbell with someone and all of a sudden 7 other people tried to fit in this car and only 2 of them needed to come cuz they needed a ride to their appt so im like no people leave give me money we buy [censored] for you but they didnt catch to the message and meanwhile this douchebags tryin to get up front with me and say wtf are you doin u piece of [censored]. and he starts swingin and [censored] and im tryin to take the high road cuz he took 4 [censored] shots at my chest and im tryin to explain myself again and then he threw the door into my legs so im like bitch do not disrespect me, are you mentally deficient and hes like durrrrr illl show you mentally deficient so i swing and miss and he ties me up like a little bitch and then then the other 7 try to break it up and then I turn back and standing there are three guys who are much taller than me. I shrug it off since I never like starting [censored] and just turned back to my friends. One of them then slaps me in the back of the head ala rick james and bellows "I was talking to you mother [censored]." I face to turn to him and I'm right under his nose. I shove him a few feet back and my friends howl with laughter. The guy then preceeds to bust out a knife. Normally, I would be scared shitless in this situation, but being buzzed combined with the tense atmosphere, I simply knock it out of his hands with a backhanded bitch slap that would make any pimp proud. I then grab by his shirt and trip him. I start wailing on him left and right before one of his friends socks me in the back of my head. I am dazzled for a few seconds before I quickly counter with a mean hook of my own. Now, I never boxed before but a friend of mine who does taught me how to punch properly (basically, it's all in the rotation of your hips and a well timed release of your punch). After knocking subject B to the floor I turn around to grab the third guy by the collar as he was about to punch me and trip him to the floor. My friends at this point are rolling on the floor laughing. I started wailing on the third kid and my friends, laughing their asses off, pull me off him. The party is deadstill with all eyes on me and I've never in my life felt a bigger adrenaline rush than in those 5 minutes. We walk out of the party and hop onto the next one.
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