Bizarre injuries you've suffered

[diamonddawg]

Used to horseback ride alot as a tween. Was lazy and often rode without saddling the horse. Was rilly lazy and often rode without shoes (I don't need shoes! The horse is walking!)
One day, came upon a fence with a gate that was usually unlocked/open but this time there was a rope loop (deterrent wtf?) that had to be undone. I sidestepped the horse as close as possible to the fence so my lazy ass could just reach down and slip the tie off the gate.
Horse, being well-natured, got me as close to the fence as possible. Fence made of brand new razor wire. Can you say tetnus shots in the arse?
Still have jagged scar on top of right foot.