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#71
08-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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"Now that they have more of an attachment to it they will probably make you more cakes just to get a little bit of time with it. [/ QUOTE ] Hey, this is pretty good. I'll try this tomorrow. 
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#72
08-30-2007, 02:59 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] "Now that they have more of an attachment to it they will probably make you more cakes just to get a little bit of time with it. [/ QUOTE ] Hey, this is pretty good. I'll try this tomorrow. [/ QUOTE ] For you:  For the cat:  and you expect him back.............
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#73
08-30-2007, 03:09 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. [/ QUOTE ] A HA! So you admit the poor old spinsters have not, in fact, stolen your cat. For if they had indeed stolen your cat, acquiring a new cat would leave you with one cat, and not two. The defense rests. [/ QUOTE ] The plan was that the second cat would make the first cat jealous, thus attracting him back but leaving me with the unwanted outcome of having two cats. Is this so hard? Why do I feel that I'm in some kind of nightmare here? I'm going to go and try and wake myself up. [/ QUOTE ] New Plan: 1. Acquire New Cat to Make Old Cat Jealous 2. Old Cat Comes Home 3. Give Old Biddies New Cat
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#74
09-25-2007, 05:54 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
Missed thread.
Cat update? Also, obv. solution: get catnip. Spread it around your house, but don't let the cat walk out with it on him, that way they won't know why the cat all of a sudden likes your house better again.
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#76
09-25-2007, 06:57 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. [/ QUOTE ] I know, that's the bummer about it, cuz pets are very cool, and two is even cooler. But if the fascists rise again in Italy, a single guy with two cats will be a short-timer. If not, he'll just the neighborhood's honorary queer.
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