Official September [censor'd] thread.

[Chesskid1]

my last 3 sessions, bubble $22r, bubble $100 FO, bubble $27.50 FO (i mean final two tables for all) , for like
-$2k, i think i'm going to go ahead and try to learn cash before i go bust, heh.

[JP OSU]

I reaaaaallllllllllyyyyy need like 3k on stars for tilt pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee....

[shaundeeb]

I run [censored] awful HU deep for 215s

2nd chance obv 8 left I am losing to worst player ever obv make a hand get his stack in there behind but nooo [censored] you.

PokerStars Game #12197984666: Tournament #70002010, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round VI, Level II (1600/3200) - 2007/09/22 - 01:32:50 (ET)
Table '70002010 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: shaundeeb (203200 in chips)
Seat 2: einstein0077 (436800 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts small blind 1600
einstein0077: posts big blind 3200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [7c 8c]
shaundeeb: raises 6400 to 9600
einstein0077: calls 6400
*** FLOP *** [9s 7d 8s]
einstein0077: bets 16000
shaundeeb: raises 29000 to 45000
einstein0077: calls 29000
*** TURN *** [9s 7d 8s] [4c]
einstein0077: checks
shaundeeb: bets 70000
einstein0077: raises 312200 to 382200 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls 78600 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9s 7d 8s 4c] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
einstein0077: shows [Th 9c] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
shaundeeb: shows [7c 8c] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
einstein0077 collected 406400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 406400 | Rake 0
Board [9s 7d 8s 4c 4h]
Seat 1: shaundeeb (button) (small blind) showed [7c 8c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 2: einstein0077 (big blind) showed [Th 9c] and won (406400) with two pair, Nines and Fours

[themobfather]

for chip lead by 180k in 10rebuy

PokerStars Game #12198863319: Tournament #61173150, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (3000/6000) - 2007/09/22 - 02:56:23 (ET)
Table '61173150 174' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Steve&Ronnie (179922 in chips)
Seat 2: framerica (93100 in chips)
Seat 3: rStormChaser (124817 in chips)
Seat 4: VanBlueBoy (164812 in chips)
Seat 5: milwkid (295269 in chips)
Seat 6: Antonia&Al (8099 in chips)
Seat 7: BeVerySure (233660 in chips)
Seat 8: tbpolo7 (124708 in chips)
Seat 9: themobfather (338186 in chips)
Steve&Ronnie: posts the ante 600
framerica: posts the ante 600
rStormChaser: posts the ante 600
VanBlueBoy: posts the ante 600
milwkid: posts the ante 600
Antonia&Al: posts the ante 600
BeVerySure: posts the ante 600
tbpolo7: posts the ante 600
themobfather: posts the ante 600
tbpolo7: posts small blind 3000
themobfather: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to themobfather [Qd Qh]
Steve&Ronnie: calls 6000
framerica: folds
rStormChaser: calls 6000
VanBlueBoy: folds
milwkid: folds
Antonia&Al: folds
BeVerySure: calls 6000
tbpolo7: calls 3000
themobfather: raises 41675 to 47675
Steve&Ronnie: raises 131647 to 179322 and is all-in
rStormChaser: folds
BeVerySure: folds
tbpolo7: folds
themobfather: calls 131647
*** FLOP *** [7s 2d 4c]
*** TURN *** [7s 2d 4c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [7s 2d 4c 8h] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
themobfather: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
Steve&Ronnie: shows [8d 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Deuces)
Steve&Ronnie collected 382044 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 382044 | Rake 0
Board [7s 2d 4c 8h 2c]
Seat 1: Steve&Ronnie showed [8d 8s] and won (382044) with a full house, Eights full of Deuces
Seat 2: framerica folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rStormChaser folded before Flop
Seat 4: VanBlueBoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: milwkid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Antonia&Al folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BeVerySure (button) folded before Flop
Seat 8: tbpolo7 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: themobfather (big blind) showed [Qd Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Deuces

[Clayton]

ship the new 61" tv that yellowsub gave me in return for the rights to the signed tablefelt i won in the PS charity darfur tournament



jajajajaja

now i just have to replace the furniture [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[NYWalker]

I run [censor'd] at Commerce $330 Rebuy $250K GNT FT. 385K prize pool.

4000/8000/1000
Seat 1, 120K (posts SB)
Seat 2, 100K (posts BB)
Seat 3, 250K (Folds)
Seat 4, 150K (Folds)
Seat 5, 280K (Hero raises to 24000 with KJo)
Seat 6, 120K (Folds)
Seat 8, 200K (Folds)
SB folds, BB calls 16000.

Flop KK3, check,check.
Turn 7o, check, hero bet 20000, Seat 2 raises all-in.
Hero call.
River 2o.

Showdown: BB shows three of a kind of Kings - KTs.

[KingDan]

Afrodaviac just slowrolled me with 14 left in the Saturday 320.

Anyone who returns the favor gets $10, must post hh here.

If you own him or do anything else cool I'll prolly throw you a few bucks.

[pegusus]

bubble of 1pm 109 FO, bubble of FT, I'm currently 3rd in chips and the SB (BKiCe) is CL. Sometimes I wish I just didn't have this go big or go home attitude or that I could win a [censored] race on stars.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t5000 (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

SB (t260746)
Hero (t152600)
UTG (t107706)
MP (t82575)
Button (t39277)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t15000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t40000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t260246</font>, Hero calls t112100 (All-In).

Flop: (t413846) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t413846) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t413846) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t413846

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8s Kh (one pair, eights).
Hero has Qd As (high card, ace).
Outcome: SB wins t413846. </font>

[censored] you bkice

[TallPaul]

Every frigging time I look like going deep in a tourney

PokerStars Game #12211029842: Tournament #61172750, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1500/3000) - 2007/09/22 - 18:55:40 (ET)
Table '61172750 8' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: Claret1 (61060 in chips)
Seat 3: Dean Moss (36957 in chips)
Seat 4: Johnster (93198 in chips)
Seat 5: alliance22 (16540 in chips)
Seat 6: canmbhf (19496 in chips)
Seat 7: hpmf (24058 in chips)
Seat 8: Lochdale (26495 in chips)
Seat 9: boscz (31964 in chips)
Claret1: posts the ante 300
Dean Moss: posts the ante 300
Johnster: posts the ante 300
alliance22: posts the ante 300
canmbhf: posts the ante 300
hpmf: posts the ante 300
Lochdale: posts the ante 300
boscz: posts the ante 300
alliance22: posts small blind 1500
canmbhf: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Claret1 [Ks Kd]
hpmf: folds
Lochdale: folds
boscz: folds
Claret1: raises 4500 to 7500
Dean Moss: folds
Johnster: raises 16500 to 24000
alliance22: folds
canmbhf: folds
Claret1: raises 36760 to 60760 and is all-in
Johnster: calls 36760
*** FLOP *** [8h 5h Qc]
*** TURN *** [8h 5h Qc] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [8h 5h Qc Ts] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Claret1: shows [Ks Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
Johnster: shows [Jc As] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Johnster collected 128420 from pot
Johnster said, "brutal"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 128420 | Rake 0
Board [8h 5h Qc Ts Kc]
Seat 2: Claret1 showed [Ks Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: Dean Moss folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Johnster (button) showed [Jc As] and won (128420) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: alliance22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: canmbhf (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: hpmf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Lochdale folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: boscz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[ZJ123]

linlin: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [As Kc]
hing: folds
ACECRKR: folds
AceJoshie: folds
icilou: raises 7005 to 7305 and is all-in
mrth74: folds
charder30: raises 10315 to 17620 and is all-in
phyzer23: folds
mertner: folds
ticlinlinlin: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Qc Jh]
*** TURN *** [4c Qc Jh] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [4c Qc Jh 9d] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
icilou: shows [Ts Kh] (a straight, Nine to King)
charder30: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Fours)
icilou collected 15285 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

Hold'em - 19:50:00 ET - 2007/09/22
Seat 1: Aww In Babee (3,040)
Seat 2: GTieJBF (4,280)
Seat 3: mad_shamoo (9,683)
Seat 4: Major General (7,500)
Seat 5: Jeezy888 (6,545)
Seat 6: charder30 (6,990)
Seat 7: 9 Crimes (2,820)
Seat 8: gbaker8214 (8,550)
Seat 9: CurlyMatt (2,672)
CurlyMatt posts the small blind of 40
Aww In Babee posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [3c 3h]
mad_shamoo: jeezy do you agree Im hot ?
GTieJBF calls 80
mad_shamoo folds
Major General calls 80
Jeezy888 folds
Jeezy888: you got [censored] up teeth
charder30 calls 80
9 Crimes folds
gbaker8214 folds
CurlyMatt calls 40
Aww In Babee checks
mad_shamoo: please ????
*** FLOP *** [3s 7h 2s]
CurlyMatt has 15 seconds left to act
CurlyMatt bets 333
Jeezy888: your shark teeth are ate up
Aww In Babee folds
GTieJBF calls 333
Major General raises to 7,420, and is all in
charder30 calls 6,910, and is all in
CurlyMatt folds
GTieJBF folds
Major General shows [9d 9c]
charder30 shows [3c 3h]
Uncalled bet of 510 returned to Major General
Jeezy888: you got skills so it seems. real loose
*** TURN *** [3s 7h 2s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [3s 7h 2s 9h] [2d]
Major General shows a full house, Nines full of Twos
charder30 shows a full house, Threes full of Twos
Major General wins the pot (14,886) with a full house, Nines full of Twos
mad_shamoo: my teeth won't show if I have something in my mouth
charder30 stands up
The blinds are now 50/100
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,886 | Rake 0
Board: [3s 7h 2s 9h 2d]
Seat 1: Aww In Babee (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: GTieJBF folded on the Flop
Seat 3: mad_shamoo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Major General showed [9d 9c] and won (14,886) with a full house, Nines full of Twos
Seat 5: Jeezy888 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: charder30 showed [3c 3h] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Twos
Seat 7: 9 Crimes didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: gbaker8214 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: CurlyMatt (small blind) folded on the Flop

happened at the same time sweet

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