Brag: First College [censored]

[AquaSwing]

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He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards.

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Your roomate has issues, or he's an idiot.

BTW, when you bang her, you don't need to double wrap. Only double wrap if you're into necro.

[kylmac85]

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The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards.


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Did anyone else LOL at this? This isnt high school dude, who cares what your peers think. Its more of a brag to get blown by a 5 than to get off using your 5.

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QFMFT i cry myself to sleep sometimes thinking about how much clean virgin vagine i missed out on in highschool cus i was worried about what my friends thought. Now If the chick can get me hard ill hit it. If there a little fuggo or crazy or whatever thats better makes it easier to just be like bitch pcc y o and it wont cost you any money cus those hose just want to blow you anyway

[Himself]

I hate opening these threads and finding every single thought I have [of all time] has already been posted by someone else.

[dallas14]

"high standards" = i'm too [censored] pussy/ugly to get any kind of vagina, so i'll say i have high standards so people think i'm just a player who can never find a girl good enough for my awesome dick

[MissChriss]

ew.

[Brian]

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I keep opening this thread to see if pictures of said girl have been posted...

Nope, still not.

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Threads like these without a pic should = automatic ban, but saying you will post a pic and then not posting one should be torture then exile.