Resume I recieved today

[wmonfor]

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• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006


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so you can legitimately ask him, "but how much did you lose?"

[KidNotor]

[x] I'm a business, man.

[Thythe]

So are you going to hire me or not?

[ClevelandWasp]

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3. "We are in a marketing war with XYZ Corp.

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I heard those guys manufactured defective widgets.

[ClevelandWasp]

I was obviously leveling you with that fake resume,OP. The truth is that I'm your new boss. See you Monday, chief.

[Gonso]

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Invite him for a interview. Pretend to know absolutely nothing about poker. Insist that his winning were all luck, ask him how much he lost, etc.

Occasionally throw in some ambiguous poker lingo such as...

1. "At this company, we like to keep our employees on their toes. Quick, what's 2+2?" (He's supposed to say 4)

2. "Last quarter, our company was robusto."

3. "We are in a marketing war with XYZ Corp. They have invested approximately $10,000 in an online marketing campaign. We plan to match them. It's a 10k fight, yo."

4. (Co-worker knocks on the door and comes in) "sup bro?"

5. Have a big picture of Dids right behind you in full view of LG.

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Yes, yes this I think is the way to go

[spaceman Bryce]

I grossed over 50k in winnings and i grossed 25k working as a stocker. JOB PLZ

[sightless]

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At this point I figured he would think I was dealin drugs

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same thing happened to me recently.
somene asked " do you work?"
I as like " Ugh no, But i do things for money"
that person was like "oh ok i understand"
and i didnt want him to think that i dealtdrugs ):so i said "ugh i play cards"
and the person was like
"isnt that all luck?"

[DannyOcean_]

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[x] I'm a business, man.

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noob has talent

I lol'ed

[Dan87]

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Is there any way to talk about poker and not seem like a total tool?

Just curious.

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"I play cards"

period

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today my professor was talking to me personally after class. somehow or another he brought up what i was doing for a job. i was like "i dont have a job at the moment" and he was like "so you're just moochin off your parents?" and i was like "no, i make my own money." At this point I figured he would think I was dealin drugs so I was like "i play cards." he started asking me a bunch of questions and told me to get a real job cause its more dependable. i was just like "yeah" and shrugged it off cause he obv had no clue. I really hate when people ask me what I do, cause they never understand.

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next time you see him ask him if you can borrow 10k to go play a HU grudge match, if he refuses then he is not your true mentor.