Official September [censor'd] thread. - Page 23

bosoxx05 · #**221** 09-18-2007, 03:59 PM

Looking for 320 on stars in exchange for 320 on tilt

metsfan88 · #**222** 09-18-2007, 05:06 PM

ffs why does this always happen

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button (t5625)
Hero (t3405)
BB (t1575)
UTG (t4690)
MP1 (t1360)
MP2 (t905)
CO (t6355)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, Button raises to t300, Hero calls t250, 1 fold.

Flop: (t700) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t500, Hero raises to t3105, Button calls t2605.

Turn: (t6910) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t6910) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t6910

Results:
Hero has Qd Td (one pair, tens).
Button has Jh Tc (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: Button wins t6910.

bigballz · #**223** 09-18-2007, 05:13 PM

I won a seat to aruba and can't go, so if anyone wants to help me out that hasn't won a seat yet and plans on going I need to transfer it to someone... it would be super appreciated. I'll give $200 off face value or whatever.

shaundeeb · #**224** 09-18-2007, 06:18 PM

wtf why do people do these things instacalled PF and flop bets
PokerStars Game #12134255141: Tournament #61173068, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/09/18 - 18:15:23 (ET)
Table '61173068 66' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Traianus1 (35585 in chips)
Seat 2: LadyLixx (16419 in chips)
Seat 3: SK1984 (24475 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maximus7777 (36324 in chips)
Seat 5: Tenoch (4420 in chips)
Seat 6: SquareGruper (1482 in chips)
Seat 7: shaundeeb (32793 in chips)
Seat 8: sandler1860 (11655 in chips)
Seat 9: skoddn (44658 in chips)
Traianus1: posts the ante 50
LadyLixx: posts the ante 50
SK1984: posts the ante 50
maximus7777: posts the ante 50
Tenoch: posts the ante 50
SquareGruper: posts the ante 50
shaundeeb: posts the ante 50
sandler1860: posts the ante 50
skoddn: posts the ante 50
sandler1860: posts small blind 300
skoddn: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Jh Jc]
Traianus1: folds
LadyLixx: folds
SK1984: folds
maximus7777: folds
Tenoch: folds
SquareGruper: calls 600
SK1984 has returned
shaundeeb: raises 1800 to 2400
sandler1860: folds
skoddn: calls 1800
SquareGruper: calls 832 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s Ac 8d]
skoddn: checks
shaundeeb: bets 1200
skoddn: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [6s Ac 8d] [5h]
skoddn: checks
shaundeeb: checks
*** RIVER *** [6s Ac 8d 5h] [Kd]
skoddn: bets 3000
shaundeeb: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skoddn: shows [Td Jd] (high card Ace)
shaundeeb said, "sighh"
skoddn collected 4336 from side pot
SquareGruper: shows [3c 3s] (a pair of Threes)
shaundeeb said, "**** you"
SquareGruper collected 5046 from main pot
skoddn said, "

"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9382 Main pot 5046. Side pot 4336. | Rake 0
Board [6s Ac 8d 5h Kd]
Seat 1: Traianus1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LadyLixx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SK1984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: maximus7777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tenoch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SquareGruper showed [3c 3s] and won (5046) with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: shaundeeb (button) folded on the River
Seat 8: sandler1860 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: skoddn (big blind) showed [Td Jd] and won (4336) with high card Ace

ZJ123 · #**225** 09-18-2007, 06:20 PM

[ QUOTE ]
wtf why do people do these things instacalled PF and flop bets
PokerStars Game #12134255141: Tournament #61173068, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/09/18 - 18:15:23 (ET)
Table '61173068 66' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Traianus1 (35585 in chips)
Seat 2: LadyLixx (16419 in chips)
Seat 3: SK1984 (24475 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: maximus7777 (36324 in chips)
Seat 5: Tenoch (4420 in chips)
Seat 6: SquareGruper (1482 in chips)
Seat 7: shaundeeb (32793 in chips)
Seat 8: sandler1860 (11655 in chips)
Seat 9: skoddn (44658 in chips)
Traianus1: posts the ante 50
LadyLixx: posts the ante 50
SK1984: posts the ante 50
maximus7777: posts the ante 50
Tenoch: posts the ante 50
SquareGruper: posts the ante 50
shaundeeb: posts the ante 50
sandler1860: posts the ante 50
skoddn: posts the ante 50
sandler1860: posts small blind 300
skoddn: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [Jh Jc]
Traianus1: folds
LadyLixx: folds
SK1984: folds
maximus7777: folds
Tenoch: folds
SquareGruper: calls 600
SK1984 has returned
shaundeeb: raises 1800 to 2400
sandler1860: folds
skoddn: calls 1800
SquareGruper: calls 832 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s Ac 8d]
skoddn: checks
shaundeeb: bets 1200
skoddn: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [6s Ac 8d] [5h]
skoddn: checks
shaundeeb: checks
*** RIVER *** [6s Ac 8d 5h] [Kd]
skoddn: bets 3000
shaundeeb: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skoddn: shows [Td Jd] (high card Ace)
shaundeeb said, "sighh"
skoddn collected 4336 from side pot
SquareGruper: shows [3c 3s] (a pair of Threes)
shaundeeb said, "**** you"
SquareGruper collected 5046 from main pot
skoddn said, "

"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9382 Main pot 5046. Side pot 4336. | Rake 0
Board [6s Ac 8d 5h Kd]
Seat 1: Traianus1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LadyLixx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SK1984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: maximus7777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tenoch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SquareGruper showed [3c 3s] and won (5046) with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: shaundeeb (button) folded on the River
Seat 8: sandler1860 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: skoddn (big blind) showed [Td Jd] and won (4336) with high card Ace

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$10+$1 Hold'em No Limit

cappla011 · #**226** 09-18-2007, 08:10 PM

Found this funny --

Lezaza (Observer): Would anyone be interested in staking me for one of the Daily Doubles?
thedob: have you ever cashed
Lezaza (Observer): no, but I just started
thedob: i'll send you ten bucks

guess he was feeling it

benneh · #**227** 09-18-2007, 08:33 PM

anyone have $300 on stars for my $300 on FT? i need it quiiiiiick

Mi_T_Sharp · #**228** 09-19-2007, 02:02 AM

Shaundeeb Theorem:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t3000 (8 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button (t35534)
SB (t40095)
Hero (t25433)
UTG (t132092)
UTG+1 (t128977)
MP1 (t180700)
MP2 (t166212)
CO (t17554)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises to t6000, 2 folds, MP2 calls t6000, 3 folds, Hero raises to t25133, UTG calls t19133, MP2 calls t19133.

Flop: (t77199) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, MP2 checks.

Turn: (t77199) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, MP2 checks.

River: (t77199) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, MP2 checks.

Final Pot: t77199

Results in white below: 
Hero has Th 3h (straight flush, king high).
UTG has 7d 7s (two pair, queens and sevens).
MP2 has 7c Tc (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins t77199.

bosoxx05 · #**229** 09-19-2007, 11:02 AM

Bump, can anyone help me out...I need 320 on stars and I'll send 320 on tilt.

mlagoo · #**230** 09-19-2007, 11:35 AM

man i just got back from the dentists where i got some serious work done and got local + topical anisthetic

i am [censored] retarded right now. i am talking like a mentally handicapped person, and on top of that am drooling on myself, and my mouth doesnt quite settle right, like it settles a bit off center. its [censored] awesome.

edit: also i tried to drink something and i cant get my mouth to function right, it all just spilled down the front of my chin. gonna need a straw i think.