The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[KilgoreTrout]

W8R W8R 3VERY WHAR3
AND AL TEH BOARDS DID SHRINK
W8R W8R EVERY WHERE
NOR ANY DROP 2 DRINK
!11!1! LOL

lame
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this one was a bit better:

FREINDS ROMANS COUNTRYMEN
LAND ME UR EARS!!1!1! OMG LOL I COME 2 BURY CAESAR NOT 2 PRASE3 HIM!11111!!! WTF DA 3VIL TAHT MEN DO LIEVS AFTER THEM BUT DA GOD SI OFT INT3RED WITHIN THERE BONES!!!11 OMG WTF SO SHAL IT B WIT CAASAR

!11!1!1! WTF LOL

[qdmcg]

PLZ DEI IN A GR3AES FIER

[x] THR3AD DELIEVRS

[darkcore]

IN AD!!!11! OMG WTF 2101 WAR WAS BGINNG
CAPTANE!111!11 OMG WTF LOL WUT HAP3N
MACHANIC?!!?!?!?! OMG LOL SOMABODY SET UP US TEH BOMB
OP3RA2R!11!!1! LOL W3 GET SIGNAL
CAPTANE!11!! OMG LOL WUT
OPERA2R!111! MANE SCREN TURN ON
CAPTANE!!!!! OMG LOL ITS U !
CATS!!1!!1!1!!111!!1! OMG WTF HOW R U G3NTLEM3N !
CATS!1111!!1!1!111 LOL AL UR BAES R BLONG 2 US
CATS!!11!!!! U R ON DA WAY 2 DESTRUCTION
CAPTANE!!1!!! OMG LOL WUT U SAY !
CATS!!!1111!!!!111!1! U HAEV NO CHANCE 2 SURVIEV MAEK UR TIEM
CATS!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL HA HA HA HA ..
CAPTANE!1!!!!!1!11!11!!1111111 OMG WTF LOL TAEK OF EVERY ZIG !
CAPTANE!!!1!!11111!! OMG U KNOW WUT U DONG
CAPTANE!!1!1! MOVE ZIG
CAPTANE!!1!! WTF LOL FOR GR3AT JUSTIEC!!11!!! WTF

[MortalWombat]

Meh. I prefer Gizoogle.

Here's what you get when you put the twoplustwo URL in.

[BigPoppa]

Gizoogle is awesome.
This is from CNNs front page:

[ QUOTE ]
Life Gangsta tha Taliban
CNN exposes tha T-R-to-tha-izzuth -- sometizzles hopeful, sometizzles horrible -- of bitchez's lives in a post-Talizzles Afghanistan fo yo bitch ass.


[/ QUOTE ]