my girlfriend never blows her nose...is that weird?

[Asheh]

yes, wtf.

[Conspire]

I put blow up my nose.

[Labarde]

i cut off my nose and gave it to my girlfriend

she said wow your like mikelangelo

and i was like no wai babe im totally like picasso n [censored]

and she was like oh yeh way cool

and i was like oh i mean van cough

and she was like ldo

and i was like ygos

the end

[vhawk01]

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wtf
how can you not blow your runny nose when you are sick?

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You either make yourself sneeze, or you suck it up like any real man should.

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Making yourself sneeze is kind of the same thing as blowing your nose. Its just a messier way of doing it.

[keikiwai]

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and i was like oh i mean van cough


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no no no, we're talking about ah choo choo

[Labarde]

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and i was like oh i mean van cough


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no no no, we're talking about ah choo choo

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[x] choo coo

[Dr. Drew]

Your girlfriend's father molested her with a Kleenex at age 6.

[I_AM_EVIL]

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and i was like oh i mean van cough


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no no no, we're talking about ah choo choo

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Asneeze: I am Asneeze, father of Achoo.
Robin Hood: Bless you.
Asneeze: No no no, Achoo is my son.

Robin Hood: This is Achoo.
Little John: Bless you!
Achoo: [laughs] No, that's my name, man. Achoo.

Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Achoo.
Blinkin: A Jew? Here?
Robin Hood: No no, not a Jew. Achoo

[JP OSU]

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I have no idea if these responses are real, wtf?

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100% serious...

[tiger_hall]

i never stuck a hypodermic needle in my eye before... does this make me weird?